Slay the Princess: a summary

TPOH x Sky: COTL

[Happy birthday, @modmad!]

this. tpoh thing

Mobility assistance

"having a crush can make you act a little crazy" fuck that y'all ever made original characters

love never made me type "blender tutorial absolute beginner" into google. just saying

Lmao my roommate just sent me this from the hotel he's staying at

Why is Chilchuk there? Why is he just standing by the pallets?

#smoke break

more people would be for prison abolition if they just tried to send mail to an inmate even once

for almost a year now i’ve been trying to send a copy of the literary magazine i edit to an inmate who requested one. his prison prohibits any written materials that so much as mention drugs, weapons, criminal activity, or malicious violence of any sort. i’ve been poring over what’s available of the 95 volumes my magazine has printed over the years, and of those found 3 that might pass inspection. the first two were sent back undelivered two months after i sent them because one had a short story that alluded to a playground fight, and the other a poem that used the word “fist” in a nonviolent context. The third was returned for the stated reason that its contents depicted the use of firearms. i reread the entire issue, there’s not a single gun mentioned in all its 120 pages.

while going back and forth with this guy trying to figure out how to get a copy of the magazine in his hands, two of my letters bounced back for unspecified reasons. i learned that inmates are not given their correspondents’ original letters, but scanned copies, often poorly reproduced and sometimes illegible. these people aren’t even granted the ink their loved ones used to pen their messages, or to hold in their hands the paper their loved ones held, if they’re able to receive their words at all.

obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.

bees?

to elaborate:

- her parents didn't belive she was hearing "monsters" in the walls. it was 60,000 bees

- she is 3 years old

- her parents gave her a spray bottle to "spray away the monsters". it was 60,000 bees

- they didn't belive her for 8 minths

- removal cost them $20,000 BECAUSE IT WAS 60,000 BEES!!!!!!

Nobody in this game has any chill

He is but you would not believe how little relevance that has to the case

where my dungeon mesh heads at

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

All of these are so accurate it hurts

@nicadenic

Also Hermes, God of messengers

And Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos

Oh my god I’m dying, these are all just consecutive sucker punch’s straight to the nose

Help

Ares, the god of war

I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT I AM NEVER LETTING THIS MEME CHAIN GO EVER AGAIN

@lee-vc @prinx-quail This is right up your guys’ alleys XD

I forgot about this post, I thank you for rebloging in so I may see it once more.

Very accurate representations of my family

Kronos

Pfff haha

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month