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y'know? y'know? like y'know? y'know?

my favorite trope isn’t really “forbidden love.” it’s “strongly disapproved of love.” no one can stop the two characters from being together; it’s not illegal, but, boy howdy, nobody likes it very much.

Forbidden love required them to run away and never see their families again or risk punishment. Frowned upon love means they can invite all their haters to attend their extravagant wedding to watch them exchange personalized vows.

when i was a kid, i thought shonen heroes kind of overdid the “friendship is important” thing, but now that i’ve grown up i find myself tearing up and my heart grows three sizes sometimes when my friends call me by pet names or just do the smallest stuff for me like printing things and like… I’m sorry I doubted you naruto you were right all along my friends ARE my heart

the industry: so we need someone for this sapphic role...

kim taeri: say no more

Reality is literally insane. You notice this when you go to ALDI

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

I love cats they're just like "I love you." *walks all over your entire body*

barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!

youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?

here’s a link to a playlist since everyone’s a fan of this post

WHAT

it’s real😭😭😭😭😭😭

Here’s a working link as of February 2nd 2022

and a working link

French written like it’s German

komm sah ? ahn Fät, il serä interessant de konssider, komma leh Person parlan leh Luxemburschua äppel leh Emprant fransäh da lör Laag.

Manne mousse érkennen, d’asse site nicht vie deuïtche haouse

danquë cheune

???? ?

@ivan-fyodorovich

Merci je déteste

But OP what about German written like its french?

Venne vire dîe Frauncosenne da-mitte duerç-commenne lacenne, vèrdun si folle-commenne ubermutique

We got another one boys

girls with the ... the open blouses and you can ... and it's like ... it's it's ... you can see the ... !!

*collapses*

crying because it's true

i’ve watched this like 8 times in a row

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

Is there something deeply evil living within me or am I just up past my bedtime

no more girlboss. it’s time for girllove. girlkiss. girlholdhands and girlmarry

i like to go in the bathroom and splash water on my face and pretend im a male protagonist under a lot of stress

the masculine urge to stare at your own wet face in the mirror, haunted

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think “It’s fucken wimdy” when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

I taught one of my ranching buddies “it fucken wimdy” and now he says it around his older more established ranching buddies

The exhilaration I get- upon hearing an old rancher (I’ve never met before) in cowboy boots and a cowboy hat while on a horse, grimly saying “it fucken wimdy” in a thick west Texas accent as he looks down upon his cows- is incalculable