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I’d vote for him

I love this audio with a passion

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

Halloween Costumes 🎃 

Floating-point precision ate it.

Long time no post! Been mostly doing commissioned work lately. 

Here’s a fun one I just finished - The Queer Eye gang in oldschool Scooby Doo style!

I was gonna draw Bruley too but we all know Antoni is the real Scoob here. 

theyre platonic soulmates who have the same taste in women

Idk anything about critical roll (role?) but what I DO know is that Mollied Mauk Tealeaf guy has the sexiest design of any character I’ve seen in my LIFE, bro

This post has blown up infinitely more than any other text post I’ve made, so let me just come back to say this in addition:

That dude who looks like a can of Arizona Green Tea is beautiful as FUCK and he makes me feel safe. How did his face get that soft. I’m mad

(Also thanks to all the CR fans in my notes saying I’m valid and appreciating me, I’m too shy to reply most times but I have a billion heart emojis for each of u. Y’all are great)

@twirltheflag mentioned that they’d like to see me do a reactions post to all the CR characters! So I googled them, and I did not look at their names. I hope I got them all! LEGGO

1.

BLUE!!!

Is she a water bender. She looks like she could kick my ass. She’s for SURE gay look @ that undercut. I respect her

2.

This one looks like somebody did a fanart of a captain America/Bucky Soldier guy fusion. I like the deep concern in his eyes. What is he afraid of. Is he intimidated by the raw power of all the gay people in his friend group? He has great hair. also somebody get him a wet wipe he’s gonna clog his Pores up with all that dirt

3.

Oooh yess I’m getting…… hints of Viking warrior goddess…… emo but like also soft….. she doesn’t do makeup her eyes r just smoky from the ashes of all her enemies…. lets her gf braid her hair…..

4.

He looks like a lush bath bomb themed after a swamp creature and I LOVE it. I feel like his name is…… Brock. Very artistic scars I bet he’s a lot nicer than his expression leads to believe.

5.

All these ladies are BLUE and I dig it. She looks like my friend. I feel like she would paint my nails for me and take me sweater shopping at Rue21. Has the bisexual bob. She is everybody’s favorite bouncy girl and she is dating 1 or both of the blue ladies above.

6.

ARIZONA TEAAAAAAAAAA BABEY

He is soft and green and pink and I love him. I like his earring and armor design. Great style. He would listen to my problems with a very gentle expression and then give me the exact advice I needed to hear and offer me a cup of tea. Everyone needs to smooch him before battle for good luck.

7.

YEAA GREMLIN TIME

Is she a mummy? Is she a goblin? Who knows but she is Comin For U. She has the energy and chaotic nature of a chihuahua. Gets sunburned easily hence the bandages. Or could be for aesthetic. She’s funky and dramatic and rides around on Arizona Tea’s shoulders.

8.

I KNOW THIS ONE

He is…….. extravagante…….

Always has a snarky comment to add to anything anyone’s saying.

Just call him Big Sexy

Every place they visit he goes to the flea market to pick up one more wildly patterned piece of clothing.

If It Shiny He Has It

He doesn’t give 2 fucks about what he’s supposed to do he’s just here to have fun

But like. He cares about his friends and wants to keep them safe

Idk who put those scars on him but they can catch these hands

Flirts with everyone alive

Calls people ‘darling’

Not to accuse OP of cheating but this is 100% accurate on all counts

oh to live in the treasure planet universe

oh to have a huge petticoat and a lazer gun and travel from planet to planet in a large 18th century style spaceship

and to have John Rzeznik from Goo Goo Dolls validate your existence thru the power of a 90s grunge ballad

yeah that too!!

@the-golden-ghost

Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

my players: we’re having fun playing D&D with you! we can’t wait for the next session!

me, literally every time:

I’ve been on this hell site since 2011. I’ve seen Wars. I’ve seen the rise and fall of fandoms. I’ve seen homestuck and superwholock in its prime. I bore witness- nay- was INVOLVED with dashcon. I witnessed the first 1m+ note post. I’ve witnessed enough discourse to last lifetimes. I’ve watched the destruction of famous bloggers, called out for being problematic. I’m so old. At this point a prophet of what future trends may occur. If you live long enough, you see the same eyes in different people.

OP is speaking of return of fandoms founded upon being Ultra Horny over David Tennant

ur rite but sHUT the hell your mouth

tbh it’s been 50 years and yet it’s still surreal that jim picked up a huge rock shaped like a dick

he worked for that dick rock

If you don’t feel any need to reblog this unfollow me.

Seriously what the fuck you spent money on those donate to a homeless shelter instead you fucking demons

This is more common than you may think. Many urban areas that have high homeless populations are using “defensive architecture” more and more. Sloped and divided benches to keep the homeless from sleeping on them. Spikes placed in sheltered areas where they tend to stay. City planners argue they are only trying to relocate the homeless, pushing them to see out shelters and homeless centers. But that rings hollow. They just want them out of sight. I don’t have a simple, easy solution. But this isn’t it. Making things harder for the homeless does not help them.

All these corporations have so much money to spend it on putting spikes on places where homeless people sleep yet absolutely NOTHING goes to those who are homeless. This country really doesn’t give a fuck about the well being of homeless people at all

this is heartbreaking fr .

They complain about spending money to help poor people.

But they’ll gladly spend money to hurt poor people.

It all comes back to the flawed notion (at least in the US) that poverty is somehow directly linked to morality therefore poor people must inherently be immoral.

mike: oops i have $3.50, looks like i can't buy el anything :/

max: hey el i'm gonna buy you a new wardrobe with a bunch of outfits from gap and then i'm gonna pay for us to have a photoshoot. you want ice cream? of course i'll buy you ice cream. do you want me to buy you anything else-

i need yall to understand that max is poor and max and el almost certainly stole every single thing they got from the mall

ASEXUALITY PRIDE BOOST

Because of PrideMonth, I wanted to share the asexuality and aromanticity spectrum with everyone.

I know this blog is a genderblog, but I feel like there isn’t enough representation for asexual and aromantic people during PrideMonth. So, I made a list of all of the asexual and aromantic identities to let everyone know how big this part of the LGBTQ+ community actually is. You heard it, people on the asexuality and aromanticity spectrum are LGBTQ+.

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Asexual: Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to others, or low or absent interest in or desire for sexual activity.

Aromantic: An aromantic is a person who experiences little or no romantic attraction to others.

Demisexual: A demisexual is a person who does not experience sexual attraction unless they form a strong emotional connection with someone.

Demiromantic: A demiromantic is a type of grey-romantic who only experiences romantic attraction after developing an emotional connection beforehand.

Greysexual: Someone who experiences occasional and/or mild sexual attraction.

Greyromantic: Someone who experiences occasional and/or mild romantic attraction.

Cupiosexual and cupioromantic: Cupiosexual is a subset of asexual. It is used to describe asexuals (people who never experience sexual attraction) who still desire a sexual relationship. Cupioromantic is a subset of aromantic.

Lithsexual: Akoisexual (also called akoinesexual and lithsexual) refers to a person who experiences sexual attraction, but has their feelings fade if reciprocated.

Lithromantic: Lithromantic (also known as akoiromantic or apromantic) is a romantic orientation on the asexual spectrum. Somebody who is lithromantic can feel romantic attraction towards others and also enjoy being in romantic relationships but only in theory. They do not need the affection to be reciprocated, and as such do not usually feel compelled to seek out a relationship with someone they are interested in.

Fraysexual and frayromantic: Fraysexual (and also frayromantic; also called reverse-demisexual/romantic) people feel attraction only initially upon meeting or seeing someone. These feelings weaken or disappear once a bond is formed.