Avatar

๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’š

@aintmykindahype / aintmykindahype.tumblr.com

Adrianna.
25. Queer. Black/Mixed. She/They.
Southern Heaux
STEM girlie
Himbo Advocate
Safe Space for MILFs
Avatar

introducing you to all my pets because i'm bored

the most popular and newest, my lil oogie boogies, Giovanni and Dante <3 they're 4 year old brothers i adopted last year and they're the cutest things ever

my main bitch, my first born, my little miss attitude: Calypso. she's an indo blue tongue skink i got from an expo 5 years ago which makes her about 8 or 9 now. love her

this is Malachite my pastel ball python. he was my first snake. a pandemmy baby. he was 2 when i got him so he's about 5 now. my most problematic cause he goes on hunger strikes a lot but also the calmest and sweetest snake ever

underrated baby!!! this Olive my crested gecko and she has metabolic bone disease i'm pretty sure. she had the hump on her back when i got her. i'm not too sure how old she is. she was a pet store "rescue". love her. she did drop her tail when we moved though. also classified under: flight risk (will jump)

this is Kiwi! he's a baby speckled kingsnake i've had for a couple years now. he's still growing. eats like a garbage disposal. hates being held. also filed under "flight risk"

last but not least: Pumpkin. my little cornsnake. she was originally my brothers but i took her because she's traumatized so she can be a little mean but she's a fun snake. she was a rescue a couple years ago. her previous owner had a cat that apparently killed their other cornsnake and tried to get her. that's why she's traumatized :( but she's an active snake! her and kiwi are my "display" reptiles

Avatar

marine biology is so scary because itโ€™s such a small field. i was giving a talk on cetaceans and afterward a woman approached me with her husband and she said, โ€œyou did very well. [husbandโ€™s name] actually pioneered the research and published the first paper on that. We were very impressed by you.โ€

Which is such a scientific interpretation/public education win I will cherish forever but also for the rest of my life any time I give a talk I will be haunted by the knowledge that the worldโ€™s leading expert who literally discovered/invented the topic might be in the room,

which is like, the opposite of what youโ€™re supposed to do for stage fright. In fact I never used to experience stage fright but now I will.

There are limitations to the benefits of being a marine biologist

Avatar
Avatar
fridgebride

the stuff going on at columbia campus rn is genuinely incredible

despite mass arrests by NYPD and several students (including rep ilhan omarโ€™s daughter, isra hirsi) being suspended for their participation and having their university identification deactivated, the gaza solidarity encampment is still going strong well into its second day. def recommend following independent reporter talia jane who is taking part and providing live updates. (talia was the first reporter to break aaron bushnellโ€™s self immolation in february; she was one of the reporters he contacted personally prior to the protest.)

thank you so much alexa @shivsblunt for mentioning itโ€ฆ..anyone who wants to contribute to their jail support fund can do so @ bcabolitioncollective on v*nmo. also, if anyone is in the area and available to join (via cssw4palestine on ig):

Avatar

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

Employee-customer solidarity

Avatar
dykepuffs

Even if they don't- Your review can be the thing that wrecks someone up accidentally;

"Janie was so helpful when I wanted to buy a new washing machine on Friday, she stayed with me for half an hour and wasn't pushy at all, we had a good laugh about our cats' silly antics and she got Adam and Suzy to carry it to the car for me- 10/10 excellent service, I'd come back any day!"

-But Management has a policy that workers should spend no more than 10 focused minutes on any customer at a time, and that they should always try to upsell the insurance and the higher price model, so Janie was breaking policy.

-And they aren't supposed to have their phones on the sales floor, so now Janie is going to be quizzed on whether she was showing photos of her cat to a customer.

-Adam is a warehouse worker and shouldn't have been in the front-of-house at all, Suzy is a porter, and store policy is both to use a trolley to move heavy items, and that only the porters should do it, so now Janie is in trouble for pulling Adam off-task, Adam is in trouble for walking through the shop floor, and Suzy is in trouble for poor handling procedure. Maybe the store even has a paid delivery service that Janie was supposed to upsell as soon as you said "I can't put this in my car without help", so this was all against policy.

Your review should always be as bland as possible, "10/10, five star service, will shop here again, thank you to Janie at the Town Street branch" You NEVER know what was technically a rule-break, capitalism is not your friend, the review process is part of the panopticon.

FIVE STARS, TEN OUT OF TEN, VERY GOOD, NOTHING MORE.

Avatar
Avatar
fairycosmos

i hate how they market alexa as aย โ€˜member of the familyโ€™ like thatโ€™s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life iโ€™d just talk to my fuckin fatherย 

โ€œGuys stop bullying my wiretapโ€

Avatar
Avatar
plaguedocboi

โ€œHaha mermaids were probably just sightings of manatees how lameโ€ you fool. You donโ€™t want to get in the water with her? You donโ€™t want to go for a swim with her? Fuck you

Avatar
Avatar
zoethebitch

it's really cool how you can dedicate 20 years of your life to serving the US state dept and get murdered by a cop in one of their colonies and your government won't even mention that to avoid making the colony look bad

Avatar

Countries that beat out the US (other than the ones you'd expect, like Finland and Sweden): Kuwait, Lithuania, Slovenia, Czechia, and the United Arab Emirates. We only just barely edged out Germany and Mexico. (The lowest three are, understandably, Lesotho, Lebanon, and Afghanistan)

I wouldn't put it down to entirely universal healthcare: lots of the ones we beat out, like Germany and France, have universal healthcare, because universal healthcare is the norm in most countries other than the US. It's a bit like saying that all the ones ranked higher have mountains: like, yes, but so do the lower-ranked ones. (Not to mention that the US was ranked higher before and it's not like we lost universal healthcare at some point)

Like, it's not not a factor, I just wouldn't call it the most important one. I should think our recent economic issues from the pandemic, increased bigotry (including things like losing abortion access and the backlash against queer people), and unceasing amounts of gun violence may also be contributing factors.

Avatar
Avatar
sunfortune

i still donโ€™t know anything about homestuck despite the 26 hours a day i spend on here. my beautiful life โค๏ธ

Avatar

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

To quote Chris Fleming

"You know that thing where the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media? I call it Vibe Dysphoria. She'll put up a picture of a mouse in a jean jacket with 'It's me.' That is not you. I don't know how you got under the impression that you are a mouse in a jean jacket. You are an eel with a gun.She posts a toad with a basket of mushrooms like 'Me doing my little things.' Oh madam, there is nothing little about your things. You gave me psychosexual issues I'll carry to my watery grave. You are not a toad in the forest...You are a cruel woman who just happens to be small."--Chris Fleming

Avatar
Avatar
fairycosmos

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

Avatar
Avatar
stuckinapril

Btw Israel let Palestinians celebrate not one (1) holiday in peace. They didnโ€™t grant Christian Palestinians access to Jerusalem on Palm Sunday, they actively attacked families who were already starving at Iftar during Ramadan, and now there are several reports of families being killed on Eid al-Fitrโ€”a sacred multi-day holiday practiced by lots of Arabs. It breaks my heart imagining the Palestinian families in Gaza right now, most of whom are spending Eid mourning loved ones who were taken by Israeli strikes. Most of us will never understand the sheer magnitude of that pain.

Iโ€™m being completely serious when I say I canโ€™t think of anything more dehumanizing than deliberately terrorizing Palestinians on their sacred holidays. Itโ€™s saying their culture is not worthy of being practiced with safety and security, itโ€™s saying that they as human beings are not deserving of the luxury of culture and safety, itโ€™s saying that they can do this over and over and get away with it because Arabs are invalids to the average person not directly affected by this. It should make you incredibly angry that every holiday so far has been grounds for a heightened volume of war crimes from Israel. Itโ€™s making me incredibly angry just typing this. Palestinians deserve better.

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.