"no attachments" in SW literally just means "don't be selfish and possessive". that's it. that's all there is. doesn't mean jedi can't have friends and loved ones. they can. just. don't be possessive and selfish about it. don't murder thousands of people in an effort to save one.
“Vampire help hotline, what can I do for you?” “I just… I miss garlic bread…”
human version of Alastor
he is so fineeeeee
It’s gotten bad
It’s gotten bad
Is it just me or everyone imagine their fav characters that they are obsessing over in real life???
Like I'll be at work and then I imagine that bitch sitting next to me, talking to me and admiring me while I FUCKING KNOW THAT I HAVENT KISSED A MALE SPECIES IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
I don't know if that's sign of a fucking mental problem or what but I swear if I'm even Slightly upset or tired of my life i WILL open tumblr and start imagining them or talking to them (aka my wall. It be sitting there like the fuck gurl im not your man)
me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:
like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together
ITS HALLOWEEN!!!!
“god forbid women have hobbies!” and the hobby is screaming, crying, sobbing, throwing up, having delusions and creating scenarios about fictional characters that they desperately crave to be loved by because they feel like no one in the real world could ever love them better
It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America
I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST
tu...tummy🥺
...excuse me?
...excuse me?
puppy eyes…🥺 | for @sopekooks {cr. 0613data}
doll face. {cr. namuspromised, dwellingsouls}
*hyperventilating*
oh lord… {cr. nana.k}