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LokiLover

@bluedazefangirl

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I think the counters at popular chain coffee shops I won't name should be replaced with a fully covered area where customers can't see the employees faces or what they're doing. I'm talking once ler levels of obfuscation. The counter should look like this

secondly, the whole enclosed area should constantly emit various steams and smokes like a horrible machine, and employees should be encouraged to make as much conspicuous noise as possible. I want customers to walk up to what is basically a steel wall on a steel counter, nervously place their order in a microphone, hand over their method of payment through a small door, have it returned, then the cashier slams shut the door, they hear an absolute cacophany for a minute and their drink and receipt are unceremoniously slid out the very same little door in the wall

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Now probably the most comprehensive tutter collection on the internet

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unfortunately I’m watching supernatural and someone on screen said ‘there are No Wolves in pennsylvania’ and I was like. what a bold incorrect statement. where did they possibly get that idea from. so I googled it…google is insisting there are no wild wolves in pa?? except I’ve Seen wolves here?? there used to be a wolf that would hang out in my backyard and roam around the neighborhood?? like Everyone knew about this wolf we assumed he lived on the golf course and would come to our yards if he got spooked by golfers (very quiet block). like we all thought he just lost his pack or whatever so people just gave him a wide space and let him chill, he didn’t try to break into any houses or attack any pets but this was definitely. a wild wolf. where. where did he come from what do you MEAN there aren’t wolves in pennsylvania I’m literally spiraling right now

still feeling so gut-punched over this

To be fair, PA also said “we did not reintroduce mountain lions, they are not there, you’re seeing really big house cats, please keep coming to the parks and camp sites and ignore that video, that was totally not a mountain lion, someone took last week”

okay I’m sorry but this came up on pinterest and I Screamed

you are the state of Pennsylvania (allegedly)

i just showed this to a friend from pennsylvania and 1. theyre losing their mind bc theyve seen mountain lions which prompted them to look it up which leads me to 2. this fucking bonkers article

[caption: “We’ve been here 45 years and I’ve probably been told by people at least 100 t imes that they’ve seen a cougar or mountain lion,” said owner Vince Hall. “I kind of doubt they saw a cougar, but I’m not God.”]

PA: I can’t believe we’ve lost all our native apex predators Citizens of PA: there’s a mountain lion right there PA: sometimes we can still hear the sound of them scaring away tourists

…PA has fucking EMUS and you want me to believe we have no wolves or mountain lions?

what the fuck do you mean we have emus

Guys, I’ve cracked it

This thing goes all the way to the top

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what the fuck is happening in pennsylvania

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We Were Never Just Friends

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader (romantic), Stephen Strange x Reader (platonic)

Summary: Best friends to lovers, but with a hell of a lot of bumps along the way. Bucky acts like an idiot in love.

Warnings: Angst, smut, oral (f receiving), unprotected sex (wrap your shit, folks), little bit of fluff, use of pet names (doll, sweets, sweetheart, baby).

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Like a dream - Kaz Brekker

Request: yes “Hello dear! Could I request an x reader with Kaz Brekker where he and the reader touch for the first time? I know that his touch aversion is a big deal so I imagine touching for the first time is a huge goal.” Pairing:  Kaz Brekker x reader Summary:  You had a dream in which you felt Kaz’ fingers on your skin, and it felt real but too good to be true. Until you tell Kaz about your dream the next morning. Warnings: mentions of Kaz’ touch aversion but that’s it Word count:  2K A/N: I still cannot get over the fact that freddy is the PERFECT kaz everyday I wake up and go hmmm yea he’s the perfect kaz <3 enjoy reading! 

Nights off in Ketterdam are rare. Normally, you always run off to do whatever activities you couldn’t do on a daily basis. But tonight, you’re tired. You don’t want to waste a rare night off by sleeping.

But given you’re too tired to actually do anything, and too stubborn to go to bed, you’re currently sitting on the couch in Kaz’ office. You’re curled up on one side and reading a book. 

Or rather, you’re trying to read a book. You keep re-reading the same words and occasionally your chin drops to your chest. But you fight off your tired body, telling yourself you should enjoy this rare peaceful moment in the Barrel. 

Kaz is sitting at his desk, frowning as he looks over several detailed maps of the city, silently mouthing words as he’s thinking. Every once in a while, you lower your book to sneak a glance at him. He’s so concentrated he doesn’t notice you. At least, you don’t think he does. 

Oh my god. This is so sweet!!! I love this so much. Really good job!

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I made this for you - Luke Skywalker

Pairing: Luke Skywalker x reader Prompt: 40) “I made this for you.” Warnings: none Words: 871 A/N: This piece is part of a collection of prompts from the 100 ways to say I love you list. See my post about it for more information. my first time writing for Luke! let me know what you think of it, enjoy reading! :)

You’ve spend the entire day looking for Luke. He’s a busy man, always running around doing maker knows what. And for some reason, he’s always unfindable whenever you need to talk to him.

The small box lightly bounces against your chest in your pocket as you’re half walking, half running around the base. You really needed to find him before he took off again. 

Ever since Luke came into your life, it has been chaotic. But for a good cause. You’re fighting for the freedom of the galaxy and you’re surrounded by friends that you love. Sometimes you lose someone, but it only made you more determined.

You hope you find Luke before it’s too late. You force yourself to stop, close your eyes and to take a breath. Don’t. Don’t let those kind of thoughts find their way into your head.

You shake the thought from your head and continue your search for Luke. Where could he be? People pass you non-stop, and you’re scanning every face that you see. Finally, you find a familiar one. It’s not the one you’re looking for, but maybe they could help you out.

‘Leia!’ you say, and she stops to see who called her name. ‘Have you seen Luke?’ you ask. ‘I can’t find him anywhere.’

‘Have you tried the Falcon?’ she says.  ‘Yes, he wasn’t there.’ you say. ‘I’d check again, that’s usually where I find him when I’m looking for him.’ says Leia.

You shout a quick thank you before hurrying over to the main hangar. You’re bumping into several people on the way to the Falcon, and the hangar itself is as crowded as ever. You make your way through the sea of people and finally make it to the Falcon.

There’s no sign of Luke, but you hear Han and Chewbacca inside, and so you decide to see if they know where Luke is. Just as you want to enter the ship, the person you’ve been looking for emerges from it.

‘Oh, hello Y/N!’ says Luke. ‘There you are!’ you say. ‘I’ve been looking for you everywhere.’ ‘Do you need help with something?’ he says. ‘No, but I do need to talk to you.’ you say.

‘Pour your heart out, Y/N, don’t wait for me.’ says Han as he appears behind Luke, looking at you and shooting you a wink. ‘Thanks Han, but this is between me and Luke.’ you say. ‘Oooh what’d you do?’ says Han, nudging Luke’s shoulder. The poor guy looks between you and Han with a confused look on his face.

‘He didn’t do anything.’ you say and you reach out to grab Luke’s arm. ‘Let’s go somewhere a little more private.’

‘There’s a nice cupboard along the second corridor to the right!’ yells Han and you roll your eyes and ignore him, purposely going in the opposite direction. Once you’ve found a deserted hallway - which took a while considering the amount of people roaming around - you turn to look at Luke.

‘Did I do something wrong?’ he says, clearly trying to thing of anything he might have caused.

‘What? Oh no, you didn’t do anything wrong. Han’s just messing with you, don’t listen to him.’ you say quickly, calming his nerves. ‘I was looking for you because I was afraid you were off on a mission again and I didn’t get the chance to talk to you. I don’t know when I will see you if you leave, I never know if you’re going to make it back so-’ you get the little box out of your pocket and hand it to him. ‘I made this for you.’

Luke looks at you curiously before taking the box from your hand and opening it. Inside is a bracelet made of all kinds of coloured beads. He takes it out of the box to take a good look at it.

‘I’ve collected them over the years.’ you explain to him. ‘They’re all from different places, I got them from different people. They all have a unique story to them. I thought I could tell you a story every time you come back from a mission. And once I’ve told them all, I can start collecting new ones.’

Luke says nothing as he looks at every individual bead. You bite your lip nervously, anxious he might not like it.

‘Do you like it?’ you ask him, a slight hint of hesitation in your voice. ‘I-’ Luke’s voice fades away and he finally looks you in the eye. He smiles brightly at you. ‘I love it!’ he says. ‘You say all of them come from different places?’

‘Uh, yeah, all of them.’ you say, glad he likes it.  ‘Wow, amazing.’ he says. ‘Can I ask you something?’ ‘Sure, anything.’ you say. ‘Can I just get one story? I can’t wait til I get back, not now I’m curious.’ he says. You smile at him.

‘Sure. See this blue one? I got it from a little marketplace in a big city. It was a very hot day and we were tired and wanted to go home but I wanted a bead, and so I basically forced everyone to stay until I found a bead I liked and…’

A/N: If you want to request something, make sure to read my house rules Here’s the list of characters I write for. Everything that I have written can be found on my masterlist. Please don’t repost my work, as I spend much time and effort on it!! Thank you for reading! Much love, Jo

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𝙙𝙞𝙥𝙡𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙘𝙮 || orc!bucky x princess!reader

𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 || you want to make peace with the orc army threatening to conquer your kingdom, but you only have one thing to offer their leader.

𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 || 5.6k

𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 || SMUT (18+ only, just like my entire blog!!), monsterfucking/exophilia, size kink, oral sex (f and m receiving), penetrative sex, painful sex (kinda but not THAT bad), housewife kink, degradation (not super hard, but it's there), the slightest touch of misogyny kink?, cum swallowing/cumplay, facial, creampie, breeding kink, discussions of war and death

𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙚 || you know that song 'the boys are back in town'? yeah that but it's 'the whores are back in town'

"I thought perhaps we could end this war."

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𝙙𝙞𝙥𝙡𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙘𝙮 - 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙄𝙄 || orc!bucky x princess!reader

𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 || engaged to the leader of the orcs, you must seek acceptance not only from his people, but from your own royal family.

𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 || 7.3k

𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 || SMUT (mild dubcon at times due to overstimulation, monsterfucking/exophilia, breeding kink, sex pollen, size kink, oral f receiving, stomach bulge kink, more housewife kink and loving degradation), angst, attempted noncon (not by Bucky!), shitty parents, disowning, reader getting slapped (also not by Bucky), orc wedding traditions as invented by me, semi-public sex (kinda), bigotry/speciesism (if that's a thing), far too much fluff for a concept purely designed for monster smut

The camp sounded so different in the morning than the castle did.

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The Silver Swan, built by John Joseph Merlin and James Cox, 1773.

Source: Mechanical Marvels, Clockwork Dreams (BBC)

oh wow, the “water” is an illusion created by spinning glass rods.

wooooooooooah

I will reblog this automaton every single time I see it because I adore it and you cannot stop me.

Something i’m pondering at the moment is the idea of mechanism with motion, first set in motion 250-ish years ago, that can still move.

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