The MELODRAMA
you SLAP miette?? you slap miette ACROSS THE ROOM
oh! oh!!!
insurance fraud! insurance fraud for
We’d all be witches lets be honest
Stairs in my brother’s guest room.
Fuck getting up them drunk.
Trying to get down, when hungover, still drunk and you really have to pee. That’s when they get you.
homopower
Home architects really woke up one day and chose violence.
That is the kind of architect i wanted to be
That last staircase looks like it’s made of recycled school desktops.
reblog to put the person you reblogged this from in a grocery cart
this is a little reminder to open your windows and get some fresh air. maybe even stick your head out and inhale deeply. after you’ve done that, go get a glass of water and some snacks. everything is gonna be okay.
reblog to tranquilize the person you reblogged this from
i think tumblr should have an @everyone feature. this would solve nothing and make everything worse
who the fuck cares about the thinness of a laptop i want that thing to have at leat 10 usb ports and a cd drive what the fuck
Shoutout to all those people that have jobs like cleaning the bathrooms in rest areas or gas stations, to the people that take out the trash and wash dishes in restaurants, school janitors, house maids. You’re doing jobs that don’t get much recognition but are some of the toughest. stay awesome
soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
This is just the plot of Moby Dick
i wish i could say “?????????????????” in real life. it would be very useful.
purplepeopleater214 reblogged
This is you
It would be even better if it were light purple but
I do love the dress! Unfortunately if I was in the same place as she was, I would be too busy trying to fix my hives and swollen eyeballs to pose
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You would make a very picturesque dead body tho once your allergies took you out
I see how it is... And here I thought you loved me for my stunning personality )':
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Sjdjabeiabsis GIRL
Thanks but I think I look more like the weirdo hermit in the woods that's friends with the pretty fairies
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whAt
It's plausable okay
purplepeopleater214 reblogged
This is you
It would be even better if it were light purple but
I do love the dress! Unfortunately if I was in the same place as she was, I would be too busy trying to fix my hives and swollen eyeballs to pose
introvertedscarecrow-deactivate
You would make a very picturesque dead body tho once your allergies took you out
I see how it is... And here I thought you loved me for my stunning personality )':
introvertedscarecrow-deactivate
Sjdjabeiabsis GIRL
Thanks but I think I look more like the weirdo hermit in the woods that's friends with the pretty fairies
purplepeopleater214 reblogged
This is you
It would be even better if it were light purple but
I do love the dress! Unfortunately if I was in the same place as she was, I would be too busy trying to fix my hives and swollen eyeballs to pose
introvertedscarecrow-deactivate
You would make a very picturesque dead body tho once your allergies took you out
I see how it is... And here I thought you loved me for my stunning personality )':
This is you
It would be even better if it were light purple but
I do love the dress! Unfortunately if I was in the same place as she was, I would be too busy trying to fix my hives and swollen eyeballs to pose