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when someone younger asks for my help
The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.
When you forget about a book you started reading days ago:
“I think that if I ever have kids, and they are upset, I won’t tell them that people are starving in China or anything like that because it wouldn’t change the fact that they were upset. And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesn’t really change the fact that you have what you have.” - Stephen Chbosky
via @lifeofquotations
This is interview is too funny lmao
DECEASED
I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN SO RED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality
Rene Descartes (via berghahnbooks)
Today September 1st 2017 is ‘19 years later’ – it marks the end of the Harry Potter era!
CHILDHOOD!
Jade West (via o0luckyfridaythe13th0o)
Hidden Lagoons and Seashells: Bucky x Reader
This is for @angryschnauzer and @ursulaismymiddlename ‘s writing challenge: If You Go Down to the Woods Today
This is a Merman Bucky au, though he’s got legs when it’s important XD
Word Count: 4946 (just barely kept it under the cut whew)
Warnings: NSFW content, beach sex (on a blanket), unprotected sex, oral (female receiving)
You were young when you first met him. Less than ten years old. You’d begged your parents to take you with them on their dive boat. They were both experienced divers and professional underwater photographers. They’d been planning the photoshoot for weeks, deciding which reef to go to and checking the weather for the proper conditions. The reef they’d wanted to shoot was in a tricky area and couldn’t be reached often, but that also meant it was a spot not commonly photographed.
When the day finally came, you’d manage to break them down and they’d relented. They told you that you had to stay on the boat while they went under, but the water had been so blue and crystalline, that you couldn’t resist. You grabbed your snorkel gear and you jumped in without a second thought. Even at a young age, you were an extraordinary swimmer. You’d always been told that you were born for the water. But you were no match for the power of the ocean.
While you’d been distracted by a passing sea turtle, you hadn’t noticed how strong the surface current was. By the time you did, your parent’s boat was merely a speck in the distance. With each passing swell, you would lose sight of the boat for a second, before it would reappear at an even farther distance.
To make matters worse, the current was pushing you toward the jagged cliff face. And you knew, to be caught between the unyielding rocks and the unforgiving waves would result in certain death. You would never forget how hard panic had gripped your mind. It took over every part of your being. Your swimming transitioned into useless thrashing, loud screams and cries leaving your lips as you called to those you knew wouldn’t hear you. You swallowed mouthfuls of salt water whenever your head sank beneath the waves.
And just when you believed that this was going to be your end, you felt a pair of arms wrap around your waist and pull you to the surface. “Hang onto me,” the boyish voice sounded in your ear.
I totally had to extract the audio from the video game. Yep. It had to be done.
And man, Fibber McGee & Molly? Even I had to Google that reference.
I HEAR MORE OF BUCKY’S BROOKLYN ACCENT HERE THAN I EVER DID IN THE MOVIE
Probably because Bucky had more lines here than he even did in the movie. This is amazing.
Thank you so, so much for this!
The voices I just die @firewolfkelly @after-avenging-hours
I’m pretty sure I’m laughing harder than I should 😂😂😂 I’m also picturing what they must have looked like in the voice studio. Can we please get a video of this?
WHAT A BUNCH OF DRAMA KINGS