susy

this guy is such a loser i want him in my bed immediately

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

wait it gets better

she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now. 

little slavic man

i need to slither my way into the culkin family those weird little freaks

they all serve cunt

i cannot take succession seriously that is literally the gay guy from scott pilgrim and mr darcy like

im so calm and normal but also if im misunderstood by people in a way i cannot control i will tear apart the fibers of the universe

Body comparison Essential iris atrophy and a black hole

Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

hotch only knew 5 minutes of peace in his entire life and it was when morgan and reid were stuck in that elevator

due to personal reasons i will be performing vigilante justice