this is what you get for not drinking that pig blood ashton

BBC Two: The only message you need for #International WomensDay!

OMG, this is to funny

I cannot stress enough how good Mash Report is

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

I stan

it got better!!

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

here’s to lesbians

here’s to gays

here’s to bisexual people

here’s to pansexual people

here’s to trans people

here’s to non binary people

here’s to asexual people

here’s to lgbt+ people that are in the closet

here’s to lgbt+ people that are afraid to come out to their homophobic family and friends

here’s to lgbt+ people that are out of the closet

here’s to lgbt+ people that are still not sure what is their sexuality or what is their gender

there’s nothing wrong about you! you are all loved! you are all important! you are all beautiful! you all matter!

🏳️‍🌈HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!🏳️‍🌈

Bi girl and bi guy: *kiss each other*

Me: wlw and mlm solidarity

biphobes in the notes are big mad 

BOYS

IN

LEATHER

JACKETS

FUCK ME UP

Please reblog if you are a girl and have ever been made to feel ashamed of one or more of these things (wanting to prove a point to some asshole):

-your weight

-your clothing choice

-your amount of make up

-having sex

-not having sex

-breast size

-having your period

-saying no

-not appreciating catcalls 

-masturbating

-body hair

The reason that it seems like so many bisexuals end up in opposite-sexed relationships, generally speaking, has nothing to do with anything other than the fact that there are more people out there attracted to just the opposite sex than the same sex, or both.

Let’s play with some hypothetical, overly simplistic – and LGB exaggerated – maths.

Let’s say that Bisexual Barry has a list of 100 men and women that he could potentially date.

80 are heterosexual, 10 are homosexual and 10 are bisexual. 50 men, 50 women, where each sexuality is equally represented.

Since 40 of those men are heterosexual, now Bisexual Barry only has 60 people left that might be interested in him.

5 of those women are lesbians, so now Bisexual Barry only has 55 people left.

Out of those 55 hypothetical people, Bisexual Barry now ends up with:

So Bisexual Barry only has an 18% chance of ending up with a man, and an 82% chance of ending up with a woman according to this overly simplistic set of maths.

That’s before checking for compatibility through looks, ambitions, personality and seeing if the other person is just as interested, too. That’s also pretending that none of those original 100 people are biphobic.

Bisexuals don’t automatically end up in opposite-sex relationships for “privilege” or any other of that biphobic nonsense. 

Most of the time, it’s basic maths.

Well then Bisexual Barry IS privileged then isn’t he because ‘basic math’ colludes to give him easier access to a relationship he is happy with, and one which society is happy with too, as opposed to Gay Gary who has to sit with the 18% chance as the totality of their chances and guaranteed to fall foul of societal standards. But then you complain about access to gay spaces, apparently you aren’t the most in need of it!!! 

Hey, did you notice in the post where I said that it was a super-basic and simplistic hypothetical to illustrate a point and clearly is not accurately representative of the real world?

Did you not read the part where I stated that I deliberately excluded any biphobia, which is absolutely rampant, like your addition here?

Are you forgetting that there are plenty of heterosexuals that refuse bisexuals because they call us “cheaters” and “secretly gay”?

Are you forgetting that there are plenty of homosexuals that refuse bisexuals because they presume we’re just “experimenting” and “cheaters” and dismiss us because for some reason, there are demands that their partners have to be “gold star”?

Have you magically not noticed that bisexuality is fetishised for two things only: no-strings-attached threesomes and fictional same-sex character shipping – and even that character shipping erases us because “actually let’s pretend they were gay all along”?

Or the bisexual icons routinely called “gay”?

Or that both heterosexuals and homosexuals are constantly demanding that we “pick a side,” and demand to erase our identities depending on the relationship that we happen to be in?

The bisexuals that are forced to stay in the closet and deny themselves because of the threat of serious abuse?

Have you forgotten that there are bi people that have heavy preferences for the same sex?

Have you forgotten that the “B” in “LGBT spaces” is specifically for bisexuals?

But, yeah. Bisexuals are “privileged,” even though you breeze in and talk about nothing but “gay spaces.”

So, sorry, but how about you go and fuck yourself?

Oh my god another network!!! Hey guys, so I’ve been dying to start up a network since I finally reappeared into the depths of the 5sos fam. This name has probably been done before but I thought it would be fun! I have two amazing and wonderful friends who are starting it with me! We just wanna love and appreciate Youngblood and 5SOS with other people. You DON’T have to mainly be a 5sos blog but you do have to love Youngblood!

What you gotta do: 

What you get if you become a member: 

What else can you do:

We will be picking on July 22nd and we will pick 6-8 people

Watch:  Chicago woman had some great responses to a white man’s disturbing racist attacks.

I reblogged this 0.2 sec ago but I love her clapbacks so much

Yeah should be doing this more.

I just love how she says “He does not look to be of Native American descent,” lmao.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

Passing this good karma

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND MY SKIN IS CLEAR AS F NOW

I got 14/16 right.

I got 16/16

Big baby crying because I stopped petting him for 2 seconds - Tito boy 😍 at 10 months

pet that good pup-pup, dammit