The Garden

sending via a different blog, but Im a long-time follower <3 left obey me for twisted wonderland when I realized it was also about silly evil boys, but in higher-quality & darker tones. STILL! I come back to this blog often cause you do them good, I love it lots. Wanted to combine the two & came up with matchups for some of the characters. Was going to do all of them, but I lost motivation after the heartslabyul boys :( if this'll interest you at all to read, then here you go beloved (1/?)

Riddle: Listen, I know my man Lucifer has a preference for tall, angular types but. LISTEN. Riddle enters the devildom, realizes that he is in the most fucked place he could possibly be in, and his first reaction is going to be “wait what the hell. These people in charge of the human hall are AWFUL, and I must take it upon myself to get all my incompetent fellow humans in line straight away!” His ass is getting scooped up by Lucifer LMAO it’s his confidence and pride and ambition. (2/?)

He is out here putting his whole ass into looking respectable and following the rules and making sure nobody is acting up. And if I remember correctly… [spends the next 15 minutes trying to find the list of things characters find attractive that I probably should have already had up tbh] YES, I did remember correctly. “Ability to entertain themselves for long periods of time.” (3/?)

My beloved little man Riddle was not given any entertainment as a child and was just told to study and then got yelled at for passing out and given more study work. He built the entertainment industry out of nothing but a few crossword puzzles he found in the back of his textbooks. Lock him in a room with nothing but a box of tissues and he will find a WAY!!! It is so over for him, Lucifer has his miniature little body in sight and it’s so OVER. (4/?)

Thinking about Riddle’s mental breakdown line: “mother, what rule do I follow to make this pain go away?” it’s okay Riddle, Lucifer has the answer and it’s to suck his cock very well and then you will still be in pain. Good luck 🫡 (5/?)

Trey: I am not as interested in local DILF Trey as others are ouuuhh… well he’s getting sniped by Satan, obviously. He can’t just get away with his “I am so very normal and average and just trying to keep everyone from breaking out into fights. I Mean No Harm, I am but a simple baker <3” schtick without consequences… Satan, GET HIM!!! (6/?)

Cater: Oh it is so joever for him. Belphegor has him down, hook, line and sinker. It’ll be so fun to watch the fall, too… He’ll enter the worst of all places, the devildom, and resort to man’s best friend: “scroll through social media and smile and act all cutesy and nobody will know that you have the absolute worst existential dread for what’s to come tomorrow,” except somebody knows. Belphegor knows. (7/?)

Cater’s the last person you would think Belphegor wants to go after, and it’s more fun that way <3 He’s an extrovert, except he has no true friends, and he’s loud and excitable, except he spends all his free-time curled up in bed refreshing his SMs to see if anyone liked his last selfie. He doesn’t need or want anyone to get closer and realize how he’s privately miserable, except he does. He really, really does. Belphie’s gonna get him down baddd (8/?)

Ace: An interesting one… I may change my mind later if I decide otherwise, but I think he’s most likely to survive out of all these dweebs. He’s a lot more smart and hard-working than he lets on, like actually insanely smart, and he cares so much more about trying to stay alive and getting home than he lets on, too. He’ll have you thinking he’s resigned and given up and then internally he’s mapped out the best possible way to get through the day with as little trouble as possible. (9/?)

He actually gives a damn about staying alive and not getting brutally fucked up unlike nvgfcghfcdxfghv the rest of the entire cast, basically LOL it also helps that he’s sort of naturally lucky… He can be pretty charismatic when he wants to be, but I guess he does also have the unfortunate fatal flaw of being unable to sit still when someone is clearly in the wrong. (10/?)

He’s above straight up going “you demons are awful and I will have no part in this” before trying and failing to punch them in the face, like I think he’s smart enough not to do that, but he’ll still try to criticize them and stick it to them in a “nicer” way? He’ll play it off as a joke that he hates their guts and get clocked for this and die 😔 (11/?)

I’ll go with Mammon being the most likely to Grab Him if only bc hearing Ace whining while trying not to whine too much that he’ll get killed for it would be fun to him (12/?)

Deuce: oh no :( well you see, beloved boy juice I mean deuce, he is… He’s not making it past the first week LOL he is a bit dumb and not smart and very gullible 😔 I love him but it is with much sadness in my heart that I say his ass is a Goner. (13/?)

Ex-middle school gang leader trying to change his ways is going to die. WAILS. I’m not sure who would nab him, I think he’ll just piss some rando off and get punted to death actually. Maybe Asmo?? He’d get very flustered and cute about his advances so maybe Asmo 😌 (14/14)

VERY SORRY FOR THE SPAM tumblr gave me a character limit suddenly that I was not expecting !! Also, ignore me switching to anon halfway through, that was also a result of my hubris. I will run away now 🫡🏃‍♂️