i truly experience taxi driver type male loneliness but like as a loser homosexual woman

ok u caught me i’m stupid

3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:

Well it’s like I always say. So what we get drunk so what we smoke weed

idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that

“Tell me about yourself” ok do u wanna know my past trauma or my fave color?

A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

no it doesn’t bother me at all (eating my own heart out)

"you're so good at reading between the lines" thanks it's the anxiety!!

tramp stamp that says "are you mad at me?"

nice life dude. does that shit imitate art?

I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

me reading one of the most famous books ever written: do people know about this book. do they know.