HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR YEARS

Yesssssss let's fucking gooooo

I hope I get high from smoking tomorrow

I hope I toke all day long

They say that reggie is better than mids

We're pretty sure they're all wrong

I hope I smoke mids forever

I hope I never smoke indo

And I hope you cough before I do

I hope im always a toker

And I hope when you smoke that gas years down the line

You can't think of one good thing to say

And id hope that if I found the strength to smoke loud

You'd tell me to put that shit away

I am rolling

This bunt in my hand

You are smoking it with me

Pass me that green shit my man

I hope im high

I hope we're both high

Cool

Someone on Facebook said that this was the Aikido version of “POCKET SAND!” and they’re absolutely right

Ive done this once

La Chancla

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

this post is depressing af lets get some alley-oops in here

The great shogun Kier Starmer-dono has ordered a katanagari to disarm the rōnin, shinobi, and ikkō-ikki which have for so long terrorized the good people of Igirisu

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Hey, my girlfriend just got cut off her food stamps. If anyone wants to help us eat this month, these are my links:

Hi, we need help

I've been sick these past few days (kissed too many pretty girls over spring break, age old story), but I'm recovering now

Plus over $100 owed to PayPal next month, and $391 owed to the federal government before April 15th… I'm just screwed, aren't I?

I get paid ~$1800/mo after taxes, of which $800 goes to rent, and I also owe $420 to my university's bursar office, due April 5th. I've already covered the $122.68 utility bill, and I spent a little under $100 on groceries today, but short of a fucking miracle, I'll be $300 in the hole by the end of April. Kaleigh's already overdrafted (not sure how much), which means she won't be able to contribute as much when her SSI hits.

Happy TDOV, my girlfriend just lost SSI, we're totally fucked!

Photos of me being pretty in case it helps:

i think it says something about the nature of your relationship to and investment in the project of liberation to which you purportedly subscribe if you cannot help but look forward to a time when you will not be an insurgent deploying the tools of insurgency against power, but rather power deploying the tools of power to reproduce itself. bluntly, “reeducation” camps are no friend of liberation. you are describing your carceral ambitions.

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

"patron saint" stop using catholic figures in a blasphemous way! it's disrespectful to catholics.

youve made me very happy by saying this

you...enjoy being disrespectful to catholics?

(clearly becoming frustrated with my sexual partner) no, okay, look im not a gardevoir yet. okay. forget i mentioned gardevoir just. okay i was your ralts, right? and then i evolved into a kirlia, recently, which i currently am. okay? but im really uncomfortable with that im getting girlier, im scared- cuz im a boy. i am trying to communicate to you that i want you to give me a dawn stone so that ill be a gallade. youre playing dumb and forcefeeding me rare candy because you want me to be a gardevoir and to fuck m- okay look i’ll get the evolution chart again.

I feel like tariffing the "entire world" is literally just functionally sanctioning yourself

March 17 2019 - When you don’t want to explain to the cops what Parkour is.[video]

posted all those bullshit photos in past few days and neglected to consider that i could've just put 'em all together for the occasion of transgender day of visibility. serendipity, methinks. so since you've evidently not previously seen a single image of my face, let alone several, here's me, all from this week. "never too late" can sound cloying and saccharine. might be true though.

(that's zero HRT, no HRT. couldn't get it for long, long time because of chronic illness complications, devastated endocrine system, and unaffordability. but as fate would have it, apparently recovered enough and doc is giving me my HRT tomorrow, so. if a dipshit like me could survive, who else might?)