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@stitch-0415

I hate Mary more than I hate myself (a lot)
❤️💛💚💙💜GAY💜💙💚💛❤
️Johnlock is the only thing in my life worth talking about because I'm lame.The art for my header is byThetwelfthpanda The art for the profile pic is by ME!
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Not super creative

So my new tumblr is stitch0415-personal

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I making a new Tumblr

if you wanna follow it you can, not Sherlock related. This show has been a huge part of my life. I’m not deleting this one but since Sherlock took over this blog, I’m gonna make a separate account for myself until I can come back to this blog and this show. Idk what the URL will be yet so keep an eye out if you wanna follow.

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Here is an artist who claims on twitter To hate on his show is nothing but bitter Steven says, “darling best go read the stories” While Gatiss continues to hate on the tories And yet you ignore the real final problem That you’ve left many fans with a feeling quite solemn Many who believed that Johnlock were gay Have woken to grave disappointment this day Moreover we think that the episode’s cheap That Sherlock’s smart sister was really a leap What happened to “wish fulfillment” of which you had spoken? After all of your hints we are feeling quite broken. “We’re not a couple” said John and yet You never said outright that they were all het In fact Sherlock himself always seemed rather queer Yet you slept last night with your conscience all clear It’s a mystery to us how you think it’s okay To go on for years baiting people this way It seemed cruel to us so we didn’t believe But after deception we all need to grieve Thanks for the memories, Mark, Steven, Sue The shit that you’ve done has made me quite blue You’ve baited us so, congrats, let me clap I hope you’re all proud of your stupid gay trap

should i tweet this @mark  (via spacewifespock)

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A Lesson in Following Through

Alright, everyone likes to do something new, but there are certain rules to writing. And you can ignore these rules all you want but then you run the high risk of getting called out on for bad writing. Which I’m going to have to do here. These rules exist for a reason. 

If you put a gun on a wall, it needs to be shot at some point.

If you have a character getting shot as a cliffhanger to an episode, then the next episode needs to engage and explain what happened, not gloss over it.

If one character gives another character a secret letter, that letter needs to come back into play, whether the written words are revealed or not.

If your own characters reference a relationship over and over again, that relationship needs to be addressed fairly and accurately.

If a character makes a decision, that decision needs to be acted upon.

If one character beats another half to death, that beating needs to be addressed and dealt with. 

If you address a character as a child over and over again you can’t suddenly ignore that and make them an adult.

If you decide to write a baby into the show, that baby has to serve the plot and do more than just essentially get her own mother killed

If a character gets shot in the chest by another character than that’s needs to be addressed in a realistic and believable manner.

If you state in your show what it’s like to be shot by a gun, then you follow through on your own set of rules if any other shootings happen in the show.

If you say a character needs romantic entanglement to be fulfilled, you need to have romantic entanglement for that character or address why it isn’t happening.

If a character is chained to the bottom of a well, don’t let him be pulled up by a rope.

If two characters end up in the middle of an explosion, they have to have injuries and repercussions.

If you explicitly state themes in your own writing, stick to these themes.

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softequeen

Announcement: Semi - Hiatus

Hi everyone, I will be leaving for my three month backpacking trip on January 17th to Southeast Asia and New Zealand. You can follow my travels at my travel blog, Journeys of Jamie or instagram, @ journeysofjamie. If anyone lives in Thailand, Cambodia, Laos, Singapore, or New Zealand, feel free to message me! It would be awesome to meet other johnlockers. 

I was always going to go on hiatus no matter what happened in Season 4 but now I think I will have less reason to stick around. I’m not deleting but my blog will be on semi-hiatus as I will not have too much time to post and there is a big time difference. I will still check Tumblr daily and be reading fics on all those long plane flights and bus rides. I’m not sure what I will do when I come home at the end of April. 

You can always go through my fic recs on the link on my blog (or Here) to help ease your pain from season 4. If any mutuals want to exchange phone numbers (I use Whatsapp) please message me. I am tagging those I ususally tag for fic recs as well as some friends and mutuals. Thanks for following. <3 Jamie

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I just put every single Sherlock item I had into a box and threw it into my basement.

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Does anyone else think it's just too much? Too much plot and theories and games? Too much that they can't keep up and it just plummeted into the abyss of shitty writing?

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honestly the clue thing was fucking brilliant ???? i can’t believe people are so intelligent and creative that they came up with that whole concept that actually made sense and was incredible television history??? just a shame those people were not the writers of the show lmao

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weeesi

Wow yeah okay let’s take Victor Trevor - Sherlock’s very first boyfriend from canon - and in our adaptation turn him into a little boy who gets brutally murdered thereby destroying Sherlock’s capacity to have a fulfilling emotional life until he meets John Watson but let’s not satisfactorily resolve even that relationship because got forbid we acknowledge 130 years of love no we must continue to wank to the Power of Ambiguity™

I mean,

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stitch-0415

Historical.

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How did I know that it wasn't gonna happen?

How did I know? Maybe IM the real Eurus.

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I'm disgusted.

How could a gay man hurt so many other queer people like this?

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weeesi

I am so insulted on behalf of Oscar Wilde

Honestly

After what he endured in both his personal and professional lives

Not to mention literal prison and hard labour from which he later died because his health never recovered

And you’re going to throw his name around

In a queerbaiting show

As

A

Setup

For

A

Joke

As a setup for a joke about cross dressing, no less.

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caroldixon

the most fun I’ve had since january 1st 2017 

I know we’re all mad and dissapointed (I am too) but I can’t help but feel sad. This show was performed beautifully; the amazing cast, the incredible camerawork, the clever dialogues… It was unique and so different from other tv shows. It had all the elements to be truly groundbreaking and make history, but it just fell flat and took the worst turn possible.

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jon-lox

mmm. does david play any part in this or did we move on from him? mary dated him before she dated john, which is…..odd to me

On John’s blog, his first entry after Reichenbach is in April, 10 months later, where he makes it sound like he’s going to try to move on. Mary is making comments, but they don’t sound especially familiar/intimate just yet, so they probably started seeing each other around this time.

Sherlock returns about 6-7 months later in November, and Mary and John get married another ~6 months later in the spring. So John any marry are together for about one year by the time of the wedding in TSoT.

When Sherlock is interrogating David, David claims he and Mary was “ages ago” (x), which I feel has to mean Mary stopped seeing David at least a year before John. Sherlock mentions Mary and David saw each other for 2 years. So at the shortest timeline possible, Mary was in a relationship with David from 4 years before the wedding, to 2 years before the wedding.

If Mary is supposed to be ~2 months into pregnancy at the wedding to even be showing signs, that means roughly 6-7ish months of preggers married life after the wedding. By the events of s4 ““Rosie”“ seems to be roughly 6 months old, which means about one year has passed since TSoT, so Mary and David’s relationship is now 3-5 years ago from the time of T6T.

The AGRA events are all narrated as happening “six years ago” in T6T, which means at a minimum timeline, Rosamund “Just Wanted a Bit of Peace” Mary Morstan supposedly felt safe enough to settle down (and in the country whose government apparently wanted her dead!) in one spot and enter a long-term relationship with someone only one year after escaping highest-level betrayal and a close shave with what was supposedly intended to be her death, or at least capture and torture?? That’s suspicious af lol

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kinklock

like ????? this fairy tale prince ???? (X

i am so happy and in love

Series 1: Crime Drama

Series 4: Magical Realism AU

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yorkiepug

Maybe this is when he finds John in the well.

Oh my god, I forgot we hadn’t seen the well yet.

What fresh hell is this

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anyawen

The last two comments from @yorkiepug and @likes-timelords had me searching for a fic where Sherlock has to find John who has fallen into a well. I found it. It’s Resistivity and Relative Charge by liriodendron. It’s got one of the relatively few nice guy versions of Victor Trevor that I’ve read. Part 3 of the Conductivity series. Here’s a snippet of the fic from the scene from the well -

He calls to his friend again, this time hearing a weak response, coming unmistakably from his target. When he reaches it, he finds that it is the remains of an old, crumbling well. And at the bottom of it is John. Curled on his side on the floor of it, slightly bloodied and blinking at the sudden assault of light from Sherlock’s torch, but very definitely alive.

Relief suffuses his mind, making him hyperventilate, John is alive, the world still turns, the universe is operating once again under acceptable parameters, Sherlock will not have to choose between existing forever in a state of utter wrongness or not existing at all, it’s too much, he can’t understand or process the feelings that are trying to crop up, put them away for now, too much still to do, look at them later or maybe not at all…

“John! How did you get down there? Are you hurt?”

John squints up at him. “Sherlock, is that you?” he croaks. “Thank God, I thought I was imagining it. How on earth did you find me?”

“Are. You. Hurt?” Sherlock demands.

“I fell on my back, reinjured it a bit. It’s not serious but I can’t climb back up.”

Sherlock can see the inner surface of the well is uneven, with plenty of protruding rocks that would allow a fit man to scale it easily. He could climb down simply enough, but could he get John back up it?

“Wait one moment,” he calls down, and goes to remove John’s bag from the back of the horse, who is waiting patiently nearby. He rummages inside, grateful the thought of bringing a rope had occurred to him, even if he’d been thinking about cliffs rather than wells at the time. He ties one end of the rope tightly to a boulder, and loops the other end around himself, running it through the handles of the doctor’s bag as well so as to strap it to his back.

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