A pale yellow-feathered king penguin spotted on South Georgia Isalnds, Antarctic Photograph: Yves Adams
look at my head boy
If Samuel Reich (I don't know his full name, I've decided it's that) did this to me I'd start Sobbing on camera full on, shoulders shaking and make him feel horrible
A rhino beetle walking her pet rollie pollie 🎀
What order do you take pills in?
So today I learned that not everybody throws back the whole handful at once and slams their water like they're doing shots
Nono, prev, I do that, too. I was outright befuddled that anyone would do it otherwise.
lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post
job description: must be willing to work in a fast-paced unpredictable high-energy environment
the environment:
Job description: relaxed atmosphere where we’re family, not coworkers, providing friendly service for wonderful clientele, positive vibes abound
The Vibes:
does anyone have the post thats a leonard cohen quote talking about being empty
nvm found it
sensors are indicating that he's turning into some kind of... "rap god"
you straight up should apologize for this. what the fuck is wrong with you.
Y’all need to stop with this “actors can only play characters that match their identity categories down to their astrological sign” shit cause there’s still some straight actors I wanna see take dick
“if fortnite is so good, why haven’t they made fivenite?”
they already did it’s at freddys
sorry for being weird online. i'm even worse if you see me in person
My name is Valkyrie Exodus Genesis Chicago and i have short wispy grey hair (that’s how I got my name) with grey streaks and grey tips that reaches my shoulder and wise old eyes like swagful stones
So funny when super conventionally attractive people have weird ass tumblr personality disorder and chronic poster syndrome like I’ll scroll through your blog and see some of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said and then get jump scared by a picture of the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen which is then followed by some more of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said
DOUBLE LIFE DUOS!!!!!