Space is Gay

it’s a new week!!! let’s do this!!!!! (cries uncontrollably)

Watcher? I hardly know ‘er!

Anyways, new short video essay (?) on Watcher Entertainment’s new announcement…

sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

til death or some guy do us part

Looking at a movie on letterboxd and seeing this

Stained Glass Works by LENA ZAYCMAN

Ophelia

officially diagnosed with bed too cozy disease

Ohhh he's pathetic. Awesome

Guy who hears about any career and says “oh like Barbie”

being attracted to someone is like a worse punishment than anything jesus ever went through. girl what do u mean i like how they smell just give me the stigmata and lay me out to dry already

was talking to my friend and I said “wow you have really long fingers” and then I realised that sounded like I was coming onto him so I added “like ET” to desexualise the moment

valentines day was a lot more fun in first grade when everyone gave everyone in class a little scooby doo/spongebob/barbie card w a lolli attached

I don’t know how the stereotype became that women are the hysterical ones. Have you seen most people’s fathers when a slight inconvenience happens

blood is so cool

its like a magic liquid that keeps you alive. AND its bold red like the most cuntservy color possible and a little blood on the outside of your body and everyone’s attention is on you. It commands the room. AND it tastes good