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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Apritello, Fan Art, Sass and Your Face.
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An episode of Supernatural in which Sam and Dean hunt down a Magical Liopleurodon. Sam keeps insisting they’re on some kind of adventure and all goes well until Dean wakes up without his liver. Jody Mills comes to the rescue but opts to keep Dean’s liver, as it’s likely safer with her and the Army of Vampire Slayers she’s been raising. She teaches it how to cook and drive a getaway vehicle. The liver becomes a valued part of her team. Everyone is happy.

Haunted post. I don’t remember writing this.

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Casey: Wow! Great work Donnie!
Donnie: You don’t have to sound so surprised, Casey.
Casey: Oh, I’m not surprised- I’m awestruck! Awestruck!
Donnie: Well, don’t be. That’s an order.
Casey: …you’re ordering me not to be awestruck?
Donnie: That’s right. Stand over there and don’t be awestruck.
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suthnmeh

After all these years, Klepto still going strong!

@suthnmeh They’ll pry this content from my cold, stiff, arthritic fingers!

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metanarrates

its funny to me when a cartoon or something has a vague Evil Organization because a lot of fans will instantly decide that there's a whole workplace comedy happening there. those guys can't just be vaguely standing around acting evil all day they've gotta have like an evil break room or something

Good afternoon Phyrexia fandom

“So there I was all set to splice the flesh off this guy, right. Only to find that ‘Eri’k ‘borrowed’ my scalpel again. I had to go track him down and threaten to remove his appendages until he returned it. Mother of Machines, I HATE THAT GUY.”

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kleptotello

This season has been particularly fun, seeing the ensigns aboard Romulan, Klingon, Ferengi, and Orion Pirate ships just give each so much sh*t.

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Just looking for something silly to read tonight and came across this by intomyfireyoushallfall on fanfiction.net. The B Team (Movies Not Included). It’s super short (less than 1,000 words), but it’s just a little drabble of Mikey and Donnie taking pride in their B-Team label. A cute little fic if you’re bored and love the B Team like I do. It’s also K rated, so it’s safe for the kiddos.

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peggycatrerr

today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.

one time a few years ago i was standing in the doorway of the skytrain and this guy was standing across from me. it was dark out, so all you could see in the windows was the reflection of the inside of the train. from where i was standing, the reflection of the guy's phone was directly in my eyeline so of course i couldn't help but look. for the entire 15 minute trip, all he was doing was scrolling through tumblr looking at nothing but picture after picture of women's feet. every once in a while he'd pause, like a post, and keep scrolling. not a single text post, video, etc. just feet.

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I’ve never wondered, until now, what might make one foot pic “pause worthy” or “thumbs up quality” rather than “keep on a’ scrollin’ level.”

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