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Tips for boys on their period

  1. Don’t put a pad on boxers! It doesn’t work and makes a mess
  2. To feel more masculine wear boxers over your //pad holding underwear//
  3. Don’t beat yourself up, you are totally rad and cool, you’re body is doing something, but that’s okay, it’s not your fault and it doesn’t make you less valid!
  4. If your cheast starts to hurt, don’t bind, some guys get tender breast tissue when it’s that time of the month, listen to your body, don’t push yourself!
  5. Treat yourself to some chocolate!
  6. Tea!!! It’s so good!!!! And green tea can help with cramps!
  7. Advil! I use it when my cramps get bad, sometimes I get headaches and it helps with that too! Don’t take more than six though!
  8. Go under warm blankets with nothing but your underwear on, preferably soft blankets, it makes me feel like I’m in a soft cacoon
  9. Oversized sweatshirts! Always good! Especially for dysphoria!
  10. Wear comfy cloths, always good to feel good
  11. Eat warm soup, feels nice in the tum tum
  12. Don’t eat super greasy foods, it can make your skin break you even more! And there are already so many hormones making your skin do crazy thing you don’t want it to get worse! Also it can make cramps worse
  13. Most of all listen to your body, don’t push yourself, and try to forgive it, it’s confused and doesn’t know that it shouldn’t be doing what it’s doing

Some more tips/advice!

Also this post isn’t just for men, this is for everyone really, nonbinary people, genderfluid folk, everyone else. I originally created this post with men in mind because I am a trans male myself and these are just the tips I’ve personally picked up on. But I hope this is helpful for everyone!

Also! You can make a re-usable heating pad with a thick, long sock, rice, a little but of water and a microwave! Put about a cup of rice in the cup, tie the sock so the the rice won’t come out, splash a tablespoon or 2 of water in the sock and microwave it for a minute or 2. To re-use it, splash some water on the outside of the sock and microwave it. It’s cheap and helps a lot!

All of these.

Thanks

Raspberry leaf tea is a goddamn miracle worker for periods

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

the original post

i found it

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

I hope you guys are happy. You have no idea about the lengths I went to to find this post and get it on my blog.

Everyone on this post is deactivated, this is like finding a fossil

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LISTEN UP

I’m American. I live right in the southwest and let me tell you, it’s hell over here right now, but it will become a lot worse if Article 13 is passed. 

You’ve probably heard about Article 13, and if you haven’t, go watch this video right now. Whatever you’re doing can wait for sixteen minutes and two seconds, because a second-long vote could destroy everything online.

Whether you’re from Europe or not, this law could affect you, so you should care Article 13 because it is going to destroy the online lives that you have built. No more posting memes, no more remixes, and no more YouTubers from anywhere. 

Jacksepticeye will no longer be able to upload. 

Markiplier will no longer be able to upload. 

MatPat won’t.

Thomas Sanders.

Dan and Phil.

How to Basic. 

All of your favorite content creators are at risk of losing their jobs because people want stricter laws on copyright, which will support the larger media companies but kill smaller creators. And because of this, we may lose everything online. 

So spread the word! Reblog this, reblog other people’s posts, find petitions, write your own posts! If you’re in Europe, contact your MEP’s and get them to understand how it will affect the people who use the internet. 

Please. 

#savetheinternet. 

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This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

BLESS ME PATRICK

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PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

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This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

BLESS ME PATRICK

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PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

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REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

I GOT LUKE HEMMINGS ROLLING HIS EYES WHAT THE HELL

I got Nicholas cage with some kind of rainbow flowery sparkly background the fuck

Sparkly Nicholas Cage

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Strangers To Lovers

He smiled and helped Alex up before he himself got up, slightly towering over the boy. “You stand in front, you get more water from bouncing off me.” He said and grinned

“I try to be love~” he whispered and kept scrubbing that boy’s back gently.

Alex turns his head and kisses his check softly, leaning into the touch

Tydus smiled and kissed Alex lovingly, stroking his cheek gently before pulling away

Alex smiles up at him, turning to begin washing Tydus instead

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Zack: I'd fuck you against a window anywhere anytime, also, public bathrooms are a good place too~

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Jack - Mhh exhibitionism is good, incouraged actually

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“You close? Good, then I’ll fuck the load outta you!” Zack groaned and sped up his thrusts, balls and hips slapping onto Jack’s soft, wet skin.

“Fuuuuuuck~” He

“God, fuck baby please.” He moans, his fingers clawing into Zack’s back.

Zack smirked and bucked up into him faster and harder, now aiming deliberately for his prostate, eager to fill up his lover too.

“Oooh fuck, let’s cum together baby~”

“Fuck, fuck yes please, I need to cum.” He moans, arching his back into the touch.

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(Thetwodeadlycreatures) Alex was roaming the woods when there was a bright flash. He awoke, in human form on the outskirts of what looked like Roman ruins. He got up and he had a nagging voice in the back of his head, a woman's, to walk past the moat

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Taylor was on guard duty, even though he should be out on a quest looking for his brother. However, he was still stuck at the camp, working as a stand-in praetor. Everything was going smoothly, until he was blinded by a seemingly bright white light. Once he regained his vision, he shook his head and looked down to the river protecting their camp. The first thing that he noticed was the man walking towards the river and he drew his weapon in case that this man was violent

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“You just wanna see me nude dont you?” He asked teasingly, striooing himself down. The tip of his cock peeked out of his sheath and he went over to the couch to lay on it.

“Like the view?” He teased Taylor.

“And what if I do?” He says, watching as Alex strips before following him over to the couch. 

“Mmh.. I really do enjoy the view.”

Alex raised a hand up to Tyler and grinned.

“Join me~ I do so enjoy your company. When we’re here, in your home, I…I don’t want you wearing much either~” he said and chuckled softly.

Taylor smiles, laying on the couch next to Alex. “I enjoy your company as well. And I think that I can do that, If you really don’t want me to wear clothes.” he says chuckling

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The Road Trip {Closed RP with rpnothingness}

“Ah, that’s a good one. And like I said, we can also take the terminal people who don’t have a chance of surviving. So, y'know, we take ‘em outta their misery. We could give people lethal injections or give ‘em a quick blunt force trauma before we feed so it doesn’t turn them.” Aster searched for a parking space at the hospital before giving up and settling the van in the grass.

Jack didn’t like the idea of that, but he nodded anyway. “There’s got to be a way to drink them, without actually turning them. I mean vampires have been around for who knows how long and the entire population isn’t turned, so there’s got to be a way”

“We could be like human mosquitos and take blood samples with needles,” Aster suggested as he hopped out of the van and locked the door, finding a back door to the hospital and swinging it open. “God, security could be tighter around here,” he muttered as he glanced around for cameras before ducking into a closet full of scrubs. He handed Jack a set in his size before trying them on himself. He looked around a bit more before locating a lost and found with a couple abandoned IDs, picking one for a nurse named Susan before giving another to Jack. “Nice to meet ya, Ruth.”

Jack looked at the ID that Aster gave him, chuckling a little. “We’re going to be so screwed if anyone looks at us closely.” He frowned, and looked around. He didn’t really like this idea anymore then actually killing people. There had to be a better way to get blood for them. He sighed, “Let’s get this over with.”

“Don’t worry, I’m sure we can go fishing in a nearby lake when we get back on the road. For now we just gotta grin and bear it—besides, if we are vampires it won’t matter if the blood makes us sick or anything.” He asked a receptionist where the samples were, making up an excuse that he hit his head earlier, before charging down the hall with Jack in tow. He quickly busted down the door and tossed him a bag before opening one for himself as if it were a Capri-Sun, poking a hole with his newly sharpened canines and sucking before sliding to the floor in ecstasy. “How’s yours?” he whispered, caressing Jack’s cheek.

He nods, following along with Aster, not really saying much. Once they got to the room with the blood samples, he stayed behind and let Aster do most of the work, taking the bag from him when he offered. Hesitantly, he sank his fangs into the blood and began to drink, and he had to admit it was.. “Amazing.” he mutters, not really believing something could taste that good. “Really, really amazing”

“S’like it knows the flavors I like and just…amplifies it all,” he moaned. “Maybe whatever bit you was doin’ is a favor, I just wanna be covered in this. I want it dripping from my hair.” He rested his head in Jack’s lap, delivering a contented sigh.

Jack smiled softly and ran his fingers through his boyfriends hair. “I’m glad that you like the taste of it.” He says, looking down at him. At least there’s one good thing coming from all of this.”

Aster smiled at the tickle to his scalp as his loose curls were tousled. “I really didn’t think it was possible for you to get any paler. Let’s grab some’a these for the road.” He unzipped his backpack and started to stuff handfuls into it glutonously.

He nods and started to get up from the floor, helping Aster pack the bags away for their trip. “Hey, my paleness isn’t my fault. Either of the times we’re comparing here.”

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The Road Trip {Closed RP with rpnothingness}

“Ah, that’s a good one. And like I said, we can also take the terminal people who don’t have a chance of surviving. So, y'know, we take ‘em outta their misery. We could give people lethal injections or give ‘em a quick blunt force trauma before we feed so it doesn’t turn them.” Aster searched for a parking space at the hospital before giving up and settling the van in the grass.

Jack didn’t like the idea of that, but he nodded anyway. “There’s got to be a way to drink them, without actually turning them. I mean vampires have been around for who knows how long and the entire population isn’t turned, so there’s got to be a way”

“We could be like human mosquitos and take blood samples with needles,” Aster suggested as he hopped out of the van and locked the door, finding a back door to the hospital and swinging it open. “God, security could be tighter around here,” he muttered as he glanced around for cameras before ducking into a closet full of scrubs. He handed Jack a set in his size before trying them on himself. He looked around a bit more before locating a lost and found with a couple abandoned IDs, picking one for a nurse named Susan before giving another to Jack. “Nice to meet ya, Ruth.”

Jack looked at the ID that Aster gave him, chuckling a little. “We’re going to be so screwed if anyone looks at us closely.” He frowned, and looked around. He didn’t really like this idea anymore then actually killing people. There had to be a better way to get blood for them. He sighed, “Let’s get this over with.”

“Don’t worry, I’m sure we can go fishing in a nearby lake when we get back on the road. For now we just gotta grin and bear it—besides, if we are vampires it won’t matter if the blood makes us sick or anything.” He asked a receptionist where the samples were, making up an excuse that he hit his head earlier, before charging down the hall with Jack in tow. He quickly busted down the door and tossed him a bag before opening one for himself as if it were a Capri-Sun, poking a hole with his newly sharpened canines and sucking before sliding to the floor in ecstasy. “How’s yours?” he whispered, caressing Jack’s cheek.

He nods, following along with Aster, not really saying much. Once they got to the room with the blood samples, he stayed behind and let Aster do most of the work, taking the bag from him when he offered. Hesitantly, he sank his fangs into the blood and began to drink, and he had to admit it was.. “Amazing.” he mutters, not really believing something could taste that good. “Really, really amazing”

“S’like it knows the flavors I like and just…amplifies it all,” he moaned. “Maybe whatever bit you was doin’ is a favor, I just wanna be covered in this. I want it dripping from my hair.” He rested his head in Jack’s lap, delivering a contented sigh.

Jack smiled softly and ran his fingers through his boyfriends hair. “I’m glad that you like the taste of it.” He says, looking down at him. At least there’s one good thing coming from all of this.”

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Sexy School Times || Closed rp with gentlemanlysorcerers

He nodded and poured at Alex. “You feel it and tell me!” He grunted out and huffed softly, his cock throbbing under his jacket.

Kris grinned and traced hi fingers across Alex’s lips before pressing them together but briefly, pulling away softly.

“I’m no normal model student~ I’m the sexy, yet adorable model student!” I said and grinned, taking your hand before dragging you out of school.

Alex smiled and shook his head fondly, “Alright baby, let’s go home so that I can take care of your problem” he says, following Kris on the way home.

“Oh fuck, yes please!” He groaned out and walked with Alex until they were at his place. He unlocked the door, letting him in before lovking at door again.

Alex laughs, turning to kiss Kris deeply as soon as he locked the door, “Did I get you all hot and bothered earlier sweetheart?” He says, running his hands down his sides

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Plot 38: Notes on a coffee cup; NSFW, Closed thread with rpnothingness

“Unf, I don’t care, just fuck me!” He groaned out and turned to look at Jack with the most seductive look he could. “Bury that bone deep in me baby~” He crooned out

“Oh, you’re hitting my prostate! Fuck!” He moaned out and nodded, tightening his ass around Jack’s cock, bouncing back on his cock.

“You’re so tight baby, fucking hell” he moans, gripping Zack’s hips tighter

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Strangers To Lovers

He smiled and helped Alex up before he himself got up, slightly towering over the boy. “You stand in front, you get more water from bouncing off me.” He said and grinned

“I try to be love~” he whispered and kept scrubbing that boy’s back gently.

Alex turns his head and kisses his check softly, leaning into the touch

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Zack: I'd fuck you against a window anywhere anytime, also, public bathrooms are a good place too~

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Jack - Mhh exhibitionism is good, incouraged actually

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“You close? Good, then I’ll fuck the load outta you!” Zack groaned and sped up his thrusts, balls and hips slapping onto Jack’s soft, wet skin.

“Fuuuuuuck~” He

“God, fuck baby please.” He moans, his fingers clawing into Zack’s back.

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(Thetwodeadlycreatures) Alex was roaming the woods when there was a bright flash. He awoke, in human form on the outskirts of what looked like Roman ruins. He got up and he had a nagging voice in the back of his head, a woman's, to walk past the moat

Avatar

Taylor was on guard duty, even though he should be out on a quest looking for his brother. However, he was still stuck at the camp, working as a stand-in praetor. Everything was going smoothly, until he was blinded by a seemingly bright white light. Once he regained his vision, he shook his head and looked down to the river protecting their camp. The first thing that he noticed was the man walking towards the river and he drew his weapon in case that this man was violent

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“You just wanna see me nude dont you?” He asked teasingly, striooing himself down. The tip of his cock peeked out of his sheath and he went over to the couch to lay on it.

“Like the view?” He teased Taylor.

“And what if I do?” He says, watching as Alex strips before following him over to the couch. 

“Mmh.. I really do enjoy the view.”

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