"you can't tell someone's sexuality from their appearance" there was a girl on the bus with electric blue hair in an undercut, 6 piercings in one ear, rainbow converse, and a 'punch a fascist' pin on her backpack it's physically impossible for that person to be straight

 #don't judge a book by it's cover but sometimes the cover does in fact tell you a lot about a book

the idea is more for straight people because they literally don't know how to read coding properly....but coding is actually intended to communicate to other LGBT+ people, so

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

Ok so I’m not crazy. You know GOT season 8 was bad when the actors all look like they’ve been forced to take a math test they didn’t study for.

The bald guy looks like he’s trying not to cry

Be someone that makes you smile. Do the things that make you happy :)

The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.

I MET THE WORLDS SHARP EDGES BREAD-SOFT, EXPECTING TO BE TORN FOR THE GREATER GOOD, BUT INSTEAD THE MEANNESS AND HARDNESS BECAME GENTLE UPON MEETING MY SURFACE. I STILL HURT, BUT I DID NOT DIE OR KILL OR DIE OR KILL OR DIE.

(THEIR NAME IS LITTLE SOFTNESS)

An activate charcoal AND grapefruit smoothie called "what will your meds do ;)"

Actually its a juice

Wait no this was a joke

you're on antidepressants and you drink this you meet the devil

the scene in spider-man where peter is beating up flash and james franco is the in back with one hand covering his mouth like… djfndbsbsbbab

NSBDBSHSBWHWJ

shane: i’m just gonna be as crude as possible here

virgil: please don’t–

shane: FUCK YOU, UNSEELIE! 

roman: holy shit–

shane: UNSEELIE, I’M DANCING ON YOUR BRIDGE, IT’S MY BRIDGE, NOW! YOU HEAR THAT? YOU WANT ME OFF THIS BRIDGE, YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME! 

ALAKSJASLDKJLASKJ I CANT FUCKING BREATHE OML “Buzzfeed Producer Found Dead In Ohio” im laughing so hard im NAUSEOUS

all I could think about:

Ryan: So we’ve heard stories about this place and what may be going on here. Do you have anything you could tell us about the alleged disappearances?

(Cut to Shane standing in the middle of a fairy circle at night)

Shane: FUCK YOU, SNAKE MAN!!

Logan:… should we left them know that he’s dead? Roman, recording: we absolutely should NOT

Tbh Virgil would probably feel very unseelie and would probably try to cause as much mayhem as he possibly can while not hurting them because his husbands would be disappointed and sad. But he still wants to freak The Boys out

Patton, a little nervous: just dont hurt them, honey

Virgil, incredulous: are you kidding? i’m having so much fun. why would i want them to leave?

Roman: ok, babe, i love you, but that was a very Unseelie thing to say.

Logan, who’s been trying to bend sunbeams into those orbs that only show up on camera for half an hour: *hides his hands behind his back*

The one true ally

I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.

he could remember that long password but not what any given electronic is called

Remembering the password is *useful*, rememebring the name of Goobers isn’t inherently so.

fair

the bit of animation where peter throws the monitor behind them as they run is basically my favorite thing

he got that password by watching a mirrored reflection of her hands, through a grate in the ceiling.

but still has to peck at the letters with single fingers

#listen the inherent core of any Spider-Man is a blend of hyper-competence and absolute chaotic disaster energy #this is just the middle-aged disaster version instead of the teenager disaster version (galwednesday)

solidarity

a multiverse of the same problems

WHERE SHE FLIES, THE EARTH TREMBLES

I had high hopes for my 25 gram monster caterpillar from last year, and she did not dissapoint.

her largest child thus far has just 2 grams to go in order to reach her record

I’m so proud of her

Please tell me you named her Mothra

A fine warrior

The worst thing I’ve laughed at all week

I’ve seen this almost a month ago and to this day this day I have yet to recover

doctor who + text posts | part 1/? (tenth doctor edition)

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