“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

Oh hell nah I can’t even risking it I’ll reblog this rn

Not in 2021! I can’t risk it.

Foxy Brown at the Christian Dior Opening NYC 1999

— Eleanor Roosevelt, This is My Story (via books-n-quotes)

— Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist (via books-n-quotes)

Keys to a good relationship:

1. Communication

2. Laughter

3. Rough sex

4. Consistency

5. God

6. Privacy

7. Good head

8. Alone time (both separately and together)

9. Spontaneity

10. Trust

I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.

This meme is so good it has end credits

— C.S. Lewis, The Four Loves (via books-n-quotes)

I am LIVID

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov