why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this

the first seaweed brain [s01e05] // the first wise girl [s01e06]

no more questioning who we’re talking to when we say “girl help.” it’s carly rae jepsen

Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it

Percy age 17:

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS (2023 - ) I 1.03

percy and annabeth: *having a sweet bonding moment*

grover in the top bunk:

is this anything

Grover: Sir 🥺🥺 we’re so sorry but we have no idea what happened to our train cabin—

Percy and Annabeth: WHAT KIND OF STUPID ARE YOU, MR. TRAIN COP?! OOOH YOU THINK SOME TWELVE YEAR OLDS DID THIS?? SO WHAT YOU’RE GONNA ARREST US??? HUH???? POST UP

Bonus:

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS (2023-) S01E03 | “We Visit the Garden Gnome Emporium”

My father, he just... didn't show. I mean, ignoring me is one thing, but he doesn't get to ignore you. I'm gonna make him come down here. I'm gonna make him see me. I'm gonna make him see us both.

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS (2023 -) I 1.02

Percy Jackson and The Olympians episodes 1 and 2 + text posts

see I can’t be on dating apps bc I’m like I’m only interested in the whimsical but soul-shattering but easy but ring-fingered sort of love btw we also have to have known each other for years and also going to the grocery store has to be as exciting of an experience as a fancy date and also I’m irrationally jealous and we have to have the exact same sense of humor oh and also I’ve read and written myself into a thousand unreachable corners and  

this tweet sends me into hysterics