I love my husbeast so fucking much

The cream cheese is the wrong amout of alive

[Image ID: Text message reading: Good news: the store has blueberry bagels. Bad news: the cream cheese died... Or became more alive... It is the wrong amount of alive. /End ID]

Christine (1983)

I wonder how many people assumed the gif was a CG sequence just because they don’t have a solid mental timeline of when conputer effects actually took off or became that realistic?

I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower

this? is this what you're referring to? yeah i think calling other people slurs is bad

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

too bad, im showing you anyway

a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure

Moon Moon’s brother Dong Dong

This Belongs Here

fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes

plagues history and global epidemiology as an autistic special interest was already a heavy topic but not a day goes by I dont briefly recall drunkenly telling people at the bar in autumn 2019 “yeah the next pandemic will probably be a coronavirus and we’re due for one”

if they remember that i have to wonder if they think they met the devil at the club that night

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes this is so dope yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

man c'mon

this seems self-centered you know “stereotypical American bs” but I’m curious

heterosexual things to say before he bites him

I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love