Daughter Of The Brown Coats

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25, female.  I was a pure Dean!girl, but you crazy folk have made me change my view of many of the men! My fantasy life thanks you for that;) Mobile Masterlist Making A Masterlist & Posting It As A Link
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omg i love your hopper ficslike you write him so well and the smut??? bye speechless 🦋🐱🦋🐱🦋🐱

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Thank you so much! I just think that he’d be the dirtiest MFer out there, but with a heart of gold, and that’s how I like to write him:):):)

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All Natural

A Supernatural Story

~Dean gets throws a fit when Little Dean refuses to cooperate, and in a moment of frustration makes a decision that has interesting effects on everyone in the Bunker.~

Dean Winchester x Reader, Sam Winchester x Reader, Castiel x Reader

8,200 Words

Warnings:  NSFW. Lots and Lots of sex. All kinds of sex. All sorts of adult things. Also, sex pollen

Enhance your love life!

Show it AND grow it!

Feel twenty-two all over again!

Dean slammed his laptop closed, annoyed at all the popup ads he was suddenly getting. “What the fuck with these,” he mumbled, catching Sam’s attention. 

Hazel eyes lifted from the book in his hands and a smirk played upon his lips. “You know you can ad-block, right?” 

“Oh yeah, Zuckerberg? I tried that. They just keep emailing me and popping up on my screen.” Dean pushed the computer away and slumped in his chair. “It’s freakin’ annoying!”

Sam carefully turned the page and laughed silently, amused at Dean’s ire. “Maybe if you stayed off the porn sites you wouldn’t pick up so many viruses…”

Dean snapped, leaning forward. “Pornhub is a legitimate website and I have not once gotten a virus off of them, thank you very much.” 

“What about ‘bigchiefs-bear-dungeon.com’?” 

Green eyes widened and plump lips dropped. Dean gasped in shock and defense. “I do not-”

Sam’s lifted brow cut him off. 

“Shut up. It was one time!” 

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babysimpala

I love the scheme to take over Baby!

And poor Cas 😂 he’s all

In the shower…..

Too bad she couldn’t get him to indulge a little

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Because This..

YASSSSSSSS

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laketaj24

Henry Cavill/ The Witcher Masterlist

Author’s Note: Thought I’d compile these before I lose them. Thanks for reading!

The Witcher:

Moodboards/Headcannons:

 Henry Cavill:

Charles Brandon

August Walker

Napoleon Solo:

Sherlock Holmes

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“If you ask me. What? I date a lot of models.”

I love that they give Elliot these little bits of expertise. I actually really love when he attributes it to women he dates, too (like in the first season when he corrected everyone on stewardesses vs. flight attendants), because it adds another little bit of characterization–this is a guy who listens to the women he dates, instead of just nodding and smiling and ignoring stuff that other men might dismiss as ‘girl stuff.’

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Cows reaction when they see grass after being shut down indoors for 6 months. 

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lileewink
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rpmaniac

This is also common practice in Sweden. Dairy cows are kept indoors during the winter, then released into their pasture in spring. The kosläpp (release of the cows) is an annual event usually open to visitors. There’s even an expression derived from it.

it’s so marvelous to me that humans make an annual event of gathering around specifically to watch cows experience joy. the humans are excited that the cows are excited, to the point they make sure the human kids get front row seats, cause they know the kids will be extra excited. there is so much vicarious joy here. how remarkable a world, where we do things specifically for the pleasure of seeing other people and creatures happy.

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A virgin at a sex store masterlist

Summary: Your great aunt bequeathed her fortune to you. Her successful store in town. Problem is – it’s a sex store and you are a virgin.

Pairing: AU!Dean x fem!Reader

Warnings:  angst, language, age gap (the reader is 25; Dean 34), shy reader,  virgin reader, cocky Dean, teasing, smut, crack, fluff

A/N: So,  get this. My best friend and I talked about her first time at a sex  store when she turned 18. She was like the reader a virgin and got so  nervous she ran out of the store. My friend wanted me to write a story  about it but I made the reader 25 as I didn’t want Dean to be a creep and  hit on a girl almost half his age. 

Part 2 - Tongue twister

Part 3 - Panties burner

Part 4 - Brain melter

Part 5 - Good girl ruiner

TBA

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jotink78

Need reading materials!

Hey guys! I know it’s been a while, but I’m still around and missing everyone! I’m going in for surgery today on my dominant arm, and I’ll be in a cast for 2-3 weeks following. Since I’ll be off work for 2-3 weeks but won’t be able to do much one handed, I was planning to read and watch movies/tv. However, my oldest daughter (8) has been moved for virtual learning for the week (of course), so I can’t exactly binge SPN or the Tolkien movies like I’d planned. I’d love to know your favorite fanfics, so I might be able to binge read instead! SPN, Hobbit, or Avengers would be awesome and amazing, RPF for those is good too!

Thanks in advance - I can’t wait to see how many of your favorites I haven’t read yet!

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Anyone want to be tagged?

I’m in the process of writing a multi-chapter reader insert fic for Crowley… Does anyone want to be tagged for it? Be warned though, there will be smut a few chapters in. 

I thought about tagging people here but I didn’t want to put anyone on the spot lol. 

Feel free to reblog and respond here, DM me, or send an ask. 

It’s worth noting, that I’ve posted a couple of chapters on AO3 already. Here’s a link to my Works page for anyone who wants to get a feel for my writing style. https://archiveofourown.org/users/RaspberryMama/works

Yes, god yes please!!!

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Take It Right There, Baby

Word Count: 2588

Summary:  Dean sings a sexy song then pulls you out and takes you against a wall.  That’s it.

Warning: NSFW, language, unsafe sex, slightly rough sex.

Author’s Note: If you haven’t watched Jensen sing the Eric Church “Like A Wrecking Ball” I suggest you go do that right now.  And please take note of the smirk/hip movement (depending on which version you’re watching) that he does at the “take it right there, baby” line.  Because, as some people have commented on the vids, Jensen Ackles saying that particular line should probably be illegal.  Or at least require a permit.  (PS I’m pretty sure the gif is actually from that exact line in one of the performances..) Enjoy!  DotBC 7.21.20

“ –  Find out what that house is made of; been too many nights since its felt us make love…”  You looked up from wiping your hands on the seat of your skirt, idly wishing you’d gone with your jeans after all, and stared at the stage where Dean was leaning into the microphone and looking back you.  When he caught your eye, he shot you a cocky wink.

Trying to ignore the sudden pounding of your heart, you slid back into your seat at the hightop table in the corner beside Sam, who shot you a baleful look.  “I thought you talked to him about singing your sex songs when we’re in public.”  

Face heating, you just shrugged helplessly.  “I guess he didn’t listen.”  Eyes on Dean, who was watching you and singing about rocking you like a wrecking ball, you desperately drained the rest of your rapidly warming beer.  You debated ordering another but Dean crooked a grin and shook his head slightly, making it look like a dance move.  The way he rolled his hips into the microphone stand had you thinking about ordering one anyway with the way it made your mouth go dry. 

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Anonymous asked:

omg im newly obsessed with hopper and your hcs are amazing!! could i request something about him maybe being weird about his weight and not wanting to squish you, but you love feeling him on top of you

Omg, thank you so much!! I’m so sorry this is so late!!

  • Hopper has always been a bigger guy.
  • He’s never usually minded, he’s taller, anyway, so he just thought that was how his proportions were and that was it.
  • It helps with his work, too, helps him to come across more imposing, so he’s never really thought about it.

My sweet hopper 💜💜💜

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I’m In Your Hands

Word Count: 9450

Summary: Set in an AU after Season 6, episode 9 “S.R. 819”, Scully and Skinner try to come to grips with their feelings for each other one stormy night.  

Warnings: NSFW, language, unsafe sex, oral (male rec’ing), Scully won’t stop calling him “sir”

Author’s Note: This is my first X Files fic and my first ship fic that I’ve posted on this blog.  I’ve never watched the X Files before so it’s been all new to me and I’m absolutely loving it.  The chemistries between Mulder and Scully and Scully and Skinner are both really well played and I think if they’d continued with Mulder and Scully beign platonic, the obvious thing would have been for Skinner and Scully to have the tension. Mitch Pileggi has even said in an interview that he saw Skinner as being in love with Scully, just very aware nothing could ever come of it.  I think that’s just thinking too small, but so far, no one has responded to my tweets on the matter.  So this was born out of frustration and the fever of finding a new OTP.  I hope you enjoy and if any of my readers is a diehard Mulder x Scully, please forgive me.

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