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I would say I’m going to Hell for laughing at this, but even Jesus knows this is funny

“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

i feel like often when we talk about femdom its two very distinct ideas and nothing else. its either the impersonal cruel humiliating leather wearing domme tm OR the soft mommy nurturing babying caretaker type. which is. im not saying theres anything wrong w either of those. but what about the inbetween. what about those who are neither. what about the girls who just want to be wanted so bad it turns into worship. what about the girls who just wanna choke and slap a man while riding him because its cute to see him suffer a bit. what about the girls who just wanna spank the cunt of their friend until she cries recreationally and then watch lord of the rings and gossip afterwards. the girls who are just mean little gremlins who enjoy a power trip maybe a bit too much

Y'know. Can't remember the last time I saw a dickbutt.

oh big speckled paws we're really in it now