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T | she/they | i've been here since 2013
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Im sorry to bug you and I may be stupid but I'm struggling to find this info literally anywhere else 😅

I'm going to d20 live tomorrow with a friend and I was hoping you could tell me roughly how long it was? My friend is struggling to figure out what train she'll need to take to get home

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heyy no worries, glad to help! last night's show started very promptly and was almost exactly 2h 30min :)

i hope you both have fun!!

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OUT OF CONTEXT SPOILERS FOR THE D20 LIVE SHOW (MANCHESTER EDITION)

  • bonus action dissociate
  • do you pay rent, or is that taken care of?
  • don't worry, I'll eat you later
  • they are called aglets!
  • were you a child actor?
  • if you get hurt in the show you get hurt in real life!
  • she's not hot, she's annoying
  • i don't steal children, i pay for them with cheese!
  • i knew i'd be cancelled at some point but i didn't think it would be over this
  • i think you'd look better with a bob
  • the teal may be muted, but the attacks are not
  • she's not MY grandma
  • are my socks sharp?
  • how do you drink that much hand sanitiser NOT on purpose??
  • on a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you look like a magical bird?

i've probably forgotten so many good ones, feel free to add!! this show was WILD, y'all, i am so incredibly happy i got to be there in person

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I'd say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they're great, but they make little sense.

The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was

This was one of my favourite pubs but it has been demolished.

I saw kangroos inside 2 or 3 times. Entertaining to watch people try to convince a large, mostly harmless, fearless, and very unintelligent animal to leave a bar.

I've never seen it available inside Australia, I suspect it's canned piss we export as a joke.

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iris-echos

Imagine being carlos the scientist and trying to tune into the local community radio and theres this guy youve never spoken to just talking about how hot you are

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j0die101

(April 12th 2024)

No medical confirmation or psychological evaluation necessary. The law will be active by the 1st of November this year.

First names can also be changed while changing gender. One all inclusive package with minimum effort.

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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iceslushii

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

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yiffmaster

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

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llsilvertail

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

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mapsontheweb

The Pacific Ocean is huge.

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ofthefog

If they make an earth flag it should be of this angle to piss off the most amount of people

None Earth with South New Zealand

The amount of time you have to spend on this website to still remember the Deep Lore like None Pizza with Left Beef, only to apply it to this post. Truly, boggling.

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beetledrink

not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”

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My favorite part about the new game changer (Bingo) is right at the end when Trapp says “goddamnit” because it immediately makes it clear that this was a possibility in his mind but he wasn’t expecting it and he let his guard down

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lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

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cardinalfeng

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

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kirexa
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hahawasabi
don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

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3ntity56
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