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Still kicking, though i don't know how

@notbirdsbutstars / notbirdsbutstars.tumblr.com

21/Genderqueer/I'll respond to any pronouns/Gay-as-fuck. Witchcraft, gayness, feminism, fandoms, and random shit that makes me giggle
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This scene is seriously the cutest thing ever.

martha <3

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pyranova

Remember how Doctor Who fans all hated Martha for some reason.  When the “worst” she did was has feelings for their white fav.  She never even acted on those feelings, never broke up any ship, and even at a point came out and explained why she needed to move on from the toxic cycle of getting hung up on someone who didn’t return her feelings.  Also she was a badass without getting a sue inserted backstory to match in with the Doctor’s history or putting other characters down or having to constantly show them up.

martha was too good for us

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if it ends up being biden v trump we gotta start burnin shit down

No. We don’t. 

What we have to do is fucking GROW UP. 

There’s not one single thing in the world (outside of the choice of what’s for dinner) that gives “us” 100% of what we want 100% of the time. This is especially true for politics. 

Do you know what Biden is? 

An acceptable (note: not perfect. not necessarily desirable.) compromise candidate who can pull the largest number of people behind him. 

Do you know what Biden is? A candidate who can carry the Midwest and Rust Belt states, the flyover states that went to Trump and guaranteed his victory. 

He’s a candidate with experience. He’s a candidate who has been in the trenches for decades, has seen social challenges and changes, who has been wrong in the past (but right for the time he was in, wrong when viewed with today’s lens) and has apologized for the “mistakes” he has made. 

He’s lost his son and grieved deeply. 

Would I like to see other candidates? sure. I particularly like Mayor Pete Buttigieg. But when the time comes to enter the voting booth? Vote for the party (that’d be Democrat) if you can’t vote for the candidates, because it’s better to have Biden than Trump. 

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equalistmako

The next time someone rudely asks me “so… what are you?” as a way of trying to figure out my race, I’m gonna answer as nervously as possible with “hahah ahah ahaha… human? liKE YOU?” and then walk about 3 feet away from them before stage whispering into my watch “I fear the humans are beginning to catch on. I believe it’s now time to proceed with Plan E.”

What amuses me is the Plan E part. That means several other plans have failed. You are a terrible secret agent.

[sweats and whispers into watch] “They’re definitely onto us.

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ever since milo told me about jake gyllenhaals cats instagram yesterday i literally havent felt any peace at all

like now that i know that this weird looking little cat exists and that she belongs to jake gyllenhaal i literally don’t how im supposed to care about anything else

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mamoru

edward elric is so edgy and so pained and so hostile all the time and everyone buys it because he lost his family and some of his limbs and meanwhile al is in the corner having lost his entire body giggling to himself because he fit 3 whole cats in his stomach and nobody caught him yet

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I know we are all feeling bad for Taika right now but honestly my heart breaks for him because he tried SO HARD to get a scene with bisexual Valkyrie on screen only for it to be chucked out, and now the Russos get to claim that their pathetic little cameo piece was the first on screen LGBT character in the mcu 

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gahdamnpunk

How obvious is it that men are making these decisions,,

ALSO, THE BILL STATES MISCARRIAGES CAN GET A PREGNANT PERSON JAILED

This is not the first nor the last state we will see trying to overturn Roe V Wade

Call your state senators! Get this shit to stop!

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sapphiresea

lesbian privilege, as told by kate mckinnon.

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rowdyholtzy

@dearestfrendz had to reblog with your tags bc they were so good

“why do you wear so much denim on denim?”

“your nails are so short”

And the thing is, none of this is incorrect like the gif in the first rb? Their outfit is a Look™

That last gif tho perfection

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“He’s not racist he just thinks it’s funny to say racist things to see people’s reactions!” Yeah that’s a racist

White ppl was really mad about this post

Wait, are you telling me that saying racist things is racist?

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lollytea

i like how writing realistic worlds and characters is so important for so many writers to the point where they agonize over it. meanwhile lemony snicket was just like “death to reality. im gonna write this whole ass series and with god as my witness, absolutely fucking NOBODY is gonna act like a person.”

Daniel Handler, after downing whatever the hell he was on: The baby has piranha teeth and can take a trained swordswoman in a fight. 

All of us: Fucking genius. 

readers: what time and place is this set in? Daniel Handler: Yes.

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