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@twilightofthe

you can call me Clary/Morai/Owl. she/her, in my 20’s. i made this side blog specifically so I wouldn’t annoy my followers with Star Wars spam :p || main blog: @magic-owl || AO3: Ghost_Owl || background art by @wrenvibes!
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husborth

Have you seen the comic where Vader uses the Force to fix an Imperial Officer’s uniform collar and tells him that it was out of regulation and everyone thought that he was going to choke the guy?

What a troll.

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literally why is he so funny. the executor is, roughly speaking, the size of manhattan, and vader strangles a guy clear from the other end of it over a zoom call, this is sort of like getting your ass beat in the financial district by a guy who is in central park feeding the ducks. he can kill you from that far, and also everyone knows that, and he pulls that shit all the time. upward mobility in the imperial military is entirely controlled by vader's mood that particular week and who palpatine nags at him not to kill. everyone knows this and is terrified of him. and he uses all of that to the end of pulling off evil dad jokes?

in rogue one, the process of his interaction with krennic is like the funniest thing in the world. krennic wakes vader up from his jelly tube nap -> vader marches out -> vader strangles him, makes a dad joke about it -> vader presumably goes back to his jelly tube nap without missing a beat. all like less than ten minutes, and all for a pun about "aspirations." like the really unfortunate thing about anakin skywalker is that setting him on fire really did make him funnier

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STAR WARS WEEK 2024 DAY 3: I'LL TRY SPIN-OFFS! - FAVOURITE NON SKYWALKER SAGA MEDIA ▸ OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022) + trivia [insp]

The series features the return of Ewan McGregor and Hayden Christensen to Star Wars after 17 years. Jimmy Smits, Joel Edgerton, Bonnie Piesse, Temuera Morrison, Ian McDiarmid, Anthony Daniels, Liam Neeson and James Earl Jones also reprise their roles from the prequels. It is the most-watched Disney Plus original series premiere globally to date, based on hours streamed in an opening weekend and was nominated for five Emmy Awards, including Outstanding Limited or Anthology Series.
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short-wooloo

Now that the trailer is out, it's probably best that I get this out of the way before acolyte releases

The Jedi are right about the Force and the dark side

The Jedi did not lose their way

The Jedi were not corrupted

The genocide of the Jedi was not their fault

The Jedi are not wrong for being part of the Republic, it is in fact a good thing

The Jedi are not arrogant for thinking the sith are gone

and while we're at it the sith are evil, always, end of discussion

The Jedi do not steal children

If someone wants to leave the Jedi, that's allowed, no one will stop them

The Jedi are right about attachment

Attachment is not love (SW uses the Buddhist definition because Lucas is a Buddhist and the Jedi are based off Buddhist monks, Buddhism defines attachment as being possessive or unwilling to let go of people or things)

The Jedi do not forbid emotions, they forbid being controlled by your emotions, you must control them

The Jedi are not forbidden from loving people, nor are they celibate, they just can't get married (big whup) because their duties must come first

Being peacekeepers doesn't preclude the Jedi from fighting in war, sometimes to keep the peace you have to fight back, especially when its against tyranny, see WWII (or Ukraine today)

Gray jedi are not a thing

The Jedi are not slavers or complicit in slavery

Oh and of course, the Jedi are not elitists for not training non Force sensitives, (Han voice) that's not how the Force works, dave filoni broke the rules so he could shoehorn sabine into a Jedi (to give the benefit of the doubt, I do believe sabine's role as ahsoka's apprentice was meant for an original character but things got condensed by executives, so maybe filoni isn't entirely to blame here)

Feel free to add anything I forgot

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aithusiel

I am a Jedi Order apologist. Their culture is just as rich and important as other popular one (ie: Mandalorian). I freaking love Star Wars cultures man.

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The Only Important Rule To Remember:

  1. When there are only two ships remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.

Sadly, we must bid goodbye to Rebelcaptain. Allow me to salute all of the wonderful, dedicated Rebelcaptain fans who fought so valiantly for them. You got them into the final three! 🫡

…and then there were two.

This. Is. It.

It’s the battle of the Obi-Wan ships.

Will the winner be Obikin?

Or will it be Codywan?

Cast your votes for the last time to decide, once and for all... what is the best Star Wars ship of all time?

...oh, but remember, this is all just for fun! So don't take it too seriously ;)

Happy voting, and may the best ship win!

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The Rules:

  1. Every twenty-four hours there will be another round. After every round, the ship in last place will be eliminated.
  2. If there are multiple ships tying for last place, there will be a special elimination round. In these rounds, every ship in last place will be eliminated, even if all the ships have tied equally.
  3. When there are only two ships remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.
  4. If the ship that you consider the best isn't listed here, hit the 'you forgot the best ship' option and reply to this post with the overlooked ship. The ship with the highest 'write-in' votes will be added to the next round. Unless the 'you forgot the best ship' option is the least voted for, in which case it will be eliminated.Welcome to the fray, Kalluzeb!
  5. This is all for fun. Don't take it too seriously ;)

It breaks my heart to say it, but Stormpilot/Finnpoe has been eliminated. However, they had a fantastic run, and the boys are now free to set off to a better, alternative universe where Disney weren’t cowards Finnpoe was canon.

We are getting so close to the end. Time for Round Ten.

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The Rules:

  1. Every twenty-four hours there will be another round. After every round, the ship in last place will be eliminated.
  2. If there are multiple ships tying for last place, there will be a special elimination round. In these rounds, every ship in last place will be eliminated, even if all the ships have tied equally.
  3. When there are only two ships remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.
  4. If the ship that you consider the best isn't listed here, hit the 'you forgot the best ship' option and reply to this post with the overlooked ship. The ship with the highest 'write-in' votes will be added to the next round. Unless the 'you forgot the best ship' option is the least voted for, in which case it will be eliminated.Welcome to the fray, Kalluzeb!
  5. This is all for fun. Don't take it too seriously ;)

It’s a sad day; it’s time to bit adieu to Kanera. Space Mom and Space Dad finally got outvoted.

But I’m sure they’re very proud of you all for how long you kept them afloat. Well done, Kanera stans!

We’re getting closer and closer to the end… is everyone ready for Round Nine? Because it’s here already!

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The Rules:

  1. Every twenty-four hours there will be another round. After every round, the ship in last place will be eliminated.
  2. If there are multiple ships tying for last place, there will be a special elimination round. In these rounds, every ship in last place will be eliminated, even if all the ships have tied equally.
  3. When there are only two ships remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.
  4. If the ship that you consider the best isn't listed here, hit the 'you forgot the best ship' option and reply to this post with the overlooked ship. The ship with the highest 'write-in' votes will be added to the next round. Unless the 'you forgot the best ship' option is the least voted for, in which case it will be eliminated.Welcome to the fray, Kalluzeb!
  5. This is all for fun. Don't take it too seriously ;)

...whew. That was a close finish.

Almost 3k votes and over 400 notes? Wow! Things are really heating up.

Despite a valiant attempt from the stans to save them once more, we must now sadly bid goodbye to Scoundress/Hanleia.

Once more unto the breach, dear friends!

Round Eight!

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tomicaleto

Accidental Emperor Vader is back and now as imperial postage stamps!

I'm so excited to share this one! I had planned drawing Emperor Vaderkin with this outfit that Daenerys wears (I never really GOT but the vibes!) and I'm so happy I finally drew it!

I hope you like it and don't forget to check the tag for more pieces of this AU!

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