Zelu'jin of Argent Dawn EU

I can’t hear this bc I’m at work in the work bathroom but I wanna watch this when I’m not at work I can tell it’s very good

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

anyone else remember Hot Gruntilda from the Banjo-Kazooie game over screen

Do Gruntilda’s big titties fill your body with lust? You’d nut in two seconds if you saw her green bust!

hey do you take constructive criticism on your posts

No sense in begging for what’s already free! Indulge in Grunty’s pussy and you’ll find pure glee!

this post feels like a nightmare im unable to awake from

A virgin can’t be picky when choosing holes for the stuffing. In the words of Inafune, it’s better than nothing!

I’m legit gonna kill you

Your actually going to die

Death comes for us all, but you’ll come even quicker! Five seconds? How pathetic! You’re making me snicker!

Tired of losing in Banjo-Kazooie? Drop those pants instead and make my loins gooey!

The bear and the bird have caused me such woes. I’ll make them bend over and suck my old toes!

if i had to read this with my own two eyes then every last one of you who follows me has to suffer too

You whine, you whimper, and oh how you suffer, but deep down Grunty knows you just wanna stuff her.

This post is pain but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t laughing through the crying.

some of the cuckolds on here: hhelo…..could u naybe follow my blog pwease?  i would b ever so grateful uwu…

me, an alpha blogger with no time for bullshit:

You Will Follow My Blog. You Will Laugh At My Funny Jokes. You Will Reblog My Funny Pix. You W

This picture conveys more emotion than anything currently being shown off in the National History Museum

what the fuck is this post for. its not even funny or even a meme its literally a middle school math lesson. fuck you and fuck this website

This is called slit scanning its really fun

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

An update. He thinks he’s very funny

This is the best fucking post I’ve seen so far

Cotton

there is literally nothing worse than accidentally eating a really soft grape

MAYBE EXCEPT YOU WHOLE FAMILY BEING MURDERED IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE

have you ever eaten a soft grape