Aivi talking about how fusion affects each character music

It’s stuff like this that really makes me appreciate humanity as a whole

A crow playing with a ball!

via instagram

okay but this one is all too real

the first infomercial ad that makes sense

I’m thinking about her

forbidden fruit

Why do grown ass adults want to eat Tide pods so much?

Because a ton of the visual/olfactory/textural sensory information these pods give me the match nutritionally-dense fruit. It’s got the oleic gleam of something high-fat like an avocado, but bright carotenoid-rich coloration like a berry that wants to be eaten by red-seeing primates and birds. It tends to smell sweet and slightly floral, enhancing that effect. Similarly, when you hold it, it is quite dense (denser than water), but very soft and liquid, once again reaffirming that this “fruit” has either high sugar or high fat content and almost no cellulose to it.

As a result, within me is a less-clever monkey just screaming to eat this delicious fruit in my hand about to go into the laundry, and it does in fact take willpower to tell him he’s a stupid monkey and this is a bubble of foul-tasting poison. But every time I do laundry, this fucking limbic monstrosity rises again and assures me it’s basically like a cherry but Even Better. I have legitimately debated just biting down on one in the hopes of inducing a deterrent memory to forestall this urge in the future, but that’s what my goddamn mammal-brain wants me to fucking do and I refuse to let it win.

it’s been a really rough day for many people, so please enjoy some of my fav cat pics from my treasured Cat Pics Folder™ 

please watch this clip that had me in stitches last night

*to the tune of under the sea from the little mermaid* under the C…. under the c…. the notes, they’re lower, and they’re simpler under the C

This hedgehog got stuck in a slice of bread

here’s my beautiful little old man

i love him to pieces

he’s 16 and i want to keep him alive as long as possible, and he was way overdue for a vet visit anyway.  he’s my sunshine and i don’t know what i would do without him, or what i WILL do when he goes.  he’s the best cat and he’s been there for me so much, sleeps with me every night and is always right by my side

anyway I couldn’t wait anymore.  he was getting so skinny and not eating and dehydrated, sluggish. i was afraid i’d come home and find him gone. the blood work’s being done, but I don’t know what the cost of any medicine would be or what else is in store for him

 I’ve already been having a hard time paying rent, i have NO extra money ever and I’ve been living paycheck to paycheck, borrowing money here, paying it back there, and i haven’t been able to afford his health care.  he’s been like this for so long it makes me want to beat myself up for not being a better mother to him

so if anyone can help me pay this vet bill I would be grateful from the bottom of my heart. even a little bit helps, or signal boosting!

my paypal is commissionteeks@gmail.com or google wallet is greenteeks@gmail.com

thank you for hearing me out and I appreciate any help anyone gives me ;3; message me if there’s anything I can do for anyone, like a sketch or something!

good news guys!  Thank you all so much for the donations i got, it was almost enough to cover this vet bill so we’re good to go for now.  (pictured above, the receipt and medicine)

The vet gave me his medicine as a gift she said.  His blood work came back all fine or so she implied, but she still wants a urine sample, fecal sample, and she wants both my boys back on Thursday for their shots.  Still don’t know how much this will run me, but thank you all for helping me get through this first hump and saving his life!

I am very much indebted to you all for reblogging and those donations I got too.  I see you!  thank you so so so much ;3; <3

(via A self-professed Tax expert forgot what taxes are for)

Grover Norquist is such a fucking pile of shit.

Here’s the deal: I’m an Indigenous grad student, I thought I was set for the summer because I won a very huge scholarship, but I had to give up $1800 of my scholarship to an old student loan that had gone into default for over a year without my knowledge (for some reason it hadn’t been consolidated with the rest of my student loans) so now I need money to survive until I get a job in August. Here’s my paypal.me or you can donate on paypal me at lingeringdreamer@gmail.com, I need about $700 but once July comes I should have other forms of money coming in and know whether or not I got certain jobs and scholarships, I just need help right now to make up for the $ that the default loan took out. 

Donations and boosts are appreciated! 

I’m halfway to my rent money now <3 Thank you all so much for donating, I really appreciate it, especially smaller >$5 donations, since I know people making those must be in similar circumstances to me, but still give. Thank you!!