Sarcasm + Procrastination

6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away

yeah you’re making me 6’2 my fucking stomach

in bed absolutely fucked up on pillow and blanky

pls reblog for larger sample size etc!! im very curious

this “job” stuff is sooooooo fucked up. i have to get out of bed? when it’s cold?

im doing my laundry which means im not mentally ill anymore!!!!!!! see y'all depresseds later!!!!!! you bitches can't even SPELL neurotypical!!!!!!!!!

does any one else think it should be easier

clap if it should be easier!

woo do hwan in bloodhounds (netflix, 2023)

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

being in your mid twenties is a little bit like being drawn and quartered

I finished putting together the Irish-American heritage month display and Jesus CHRIST there are so few books about Ireland in our collection?? Once more, I must say:

Oh and for the people who asked me last time what "a lot of stuff" entails

How the FUCK did I forget this

Starbucks has replaced iTunes as the generic gift card of choice

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

I am once again paying money to make you look at Gunther.

yes thank you for enabling me

whats the deal with the stigma around giving up anyway. yeah this is hard so i do not want to do it anymore. we don’t keep our hand inside a burning flame just to feel like a martyr. i’m off to get a milkshake 

idk what made op make the realization. personally, this image changed my life