reblog to give somebody a fucking hug because we are all struggling to get through it. solidarity in this tough ass world.
I be checking my phone like I mean something to somebody lmao
merlin textposts bc i can't get these guys out of my brain rn
I want him whimpering, covered in blood and within 2 minutes from death.
This is my hot take on this
I always find the posts/fics where leons just so over witnessing merthur pining so funny. Like that man really had to see them from the start and the tension between them grow and he just had to sit and watch. Like I imagine every time a new knight joined they all brought the weird vibes up and leon each time was more and more over it.
Like it stared w lance early on being like
Lance: hey leon, is it just me or are arthur and merlin lowkey pining for each other
Leon: oh thank god! Someone finally brought it up, yeah theyve been like this for a while-
But then ended up as
Percy talking to the knights as they watch merlin and arthur bicker (read: flirt): ok but, does it seem like theyre fli-
Gwaine, sounding exhausted: yeah theyve been like this for a while
Percy: really? And theyve still not done anything about it?
Leon the long suffering, whose now had to watch them for almost 10 years: *eye twitch* nope.
Edit: just gonna leave these screenshots here
Huge collab with @victorquebes
Arthur: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?
Merlin: Pi.
Arthur: Pi?
Merlin: Low level, but never ending.
gwaine: i spy with my little eye something that starts with an ‘S’
percival: salt?
elyan: soup?
lancelot: a sword?
*arthur and merlin staring into each-others eyes during a feast*
leon, long-suffering, grabbing the jug from merlin: sexual tension.
i’ve watched impractical jokers for so long, but now that i’m at the age where i can appreciate the finer things in life… Q is an absolute dilf i would lay my life down for him
The lads did good here
Arthur: how do we get inside this place?
Merlin: lock picking
Arthur: neither of us can lock pick?
Merlin: ... I can literally lock pick handcuffs with a fingernail, while I'm the one being chained to a ceiling... Blindfolded
Arthur: ...
Merlin: I've already picked the lock
Arthur: we're ten miles away
Merlin: I'm very good at it
Someone else come fuck that guy for me
Ooooh yeah! I’m pretty sure I’ve seen @aegosexual-moments make jokes about this post lol
S4/5 merlin being so done with everyone and everything is so funny. Like he may aswell have covered arthurs ears and said “yes I have magic get over it. Oh hi, youre new here? Cool- leave, because i cant be bothered to figure out how you screw me over but you probably will. Please nobody even think about arthur today because my back hurts and I just want ONE MINUTE OF PEACE. If you’re here to kill arthur or me please come back next week i just polished his armour and i wont hesitate to snap your neck if it gets dirty again because it took me all morning.”