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Had a panic attack at work last night and this clerk noticed and he got really close and said "hey look at me, just you and me" and then kept talking like normal and I looked away again and he stopped and more firmly said "look.at.me." and it made me a lil wet ngl

Yeah this guy blew my back out this morning, follow your dreams everyone

He has decided he's gonna do a fortnite emote after every time we fuck actually maybe reel your dreams in a little

Everyone’s a critic

Yeah we’ve been dating for a hot minute now and I know a lot more Fortnite dances tho so it turns out gamer IS sexually transmitted

In case anon doesn’t have a womb, may Allah render your cock barren.

Allahumma ameen

inspired by @charcoalwings

inspired by @charcoalwings

how about potterheads try some pot and head and forget about all that nonsense

by Mike Alegado

just because an ant wont die from falling off a building doesnt mean he wont be crying and screaming the whole way down

tread softly, traveler

Stoat

soosseli

Animal Crossing Lunch Boxes

🐾🥨 Bakery 🥖🐾