Cute music terms to name your children:

don’t forget appogiatura

don’t forget butt slaps

hAND S DOWN ONE OF THE BEST ADDITIONS TO THIS POST

some people have already added some things and added appogiatura i think

but

this was a good post

sometimes when I’m scheduling posts, I think “whoa, if I die, you are all going to still experience great content for weeks to come”

i'm looking for some of that content for some reason and my impeccable tag system isn't helping, but this blog was great and is a joy to look at

ughhh having a legit existential crisis over scheduling #content

like you schedule all this nonsense and then you die but your posts are still coming from beyond the grave

going through my posts and wow, this is bleak

bleak is looking at your posts from almost a decade ago because you are trying to find something for some reason and being like the vibes are the same, yikesssssssss

if i’m on this website by my 24th birthday hack my account and fucking kill me

13 going on 30

13 going on 40

I don’t think people appreciate how good a band name Tortony! Tortoni! Tortoné! is.

this was not appreciated enough

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

TRY THIRTY(IES) YOU FUCKS

try forty, you little shit (me, I'm the lil shit)

im gonna have to block one of you, who’s it gonna be? any volunteers? 

can you seriously grow up

thanks!

me seeing the notes on any post about a hidden joke pertaining to a 2008 webcomic meme

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

me at god

Oh.

Oh no.

Not to be dramatic or anything but this is the best scene on television history

I swear to god if Andre Braugher doesn’t get a fucking emmy for this episode i’m going to go down there and murder every emmy voter.

Give this man the Emmy and the Oscar for the way he says “…where anything can mean anything…”

A Cruel Angel’s Thesis intro:

The rest of the song:

oh hello

Fuckhands McQueen better stay the fuck away from me

OH SHI-

What is this emotion

Lust