Mad haven

Anyone by @gentrychild

the full version of my animatic for gentry’s fic

i had to add these and i’m sure there are more

Oh… so THAT’S why I love Hockey.

Bonus: That weird phenomenon when dudes will grab a buddy to keep people on the other team from interfering with fights on the ice.

god these guys are so gay

Dude, hockey is so fucking gay.

the stanley cup playoffs said happy pride month

gotta add these because what is more beautiful than nathan mackinnon winning the stanley cup to defend his longtime crush sidney crosby’s honor and THEN attributing the win to staying in a hotel room that contains sid’s jersey number. who wrote this fic? (also: nate eats ass and sid is The ass of the nhl so…)

ok but sidney crosby looks like this:

and has an ass like this:

so i understand the thirst

Are we not even talking about the actualfacts kissing going on or…?

The rituals are intricate 😌

Memorial Cup 2013: Halifax Mooseheads’ Stefan Fournier kissed Jonathan Drouin after a goal, defies people to chirp him about it

more:

Fun Fact: The Halifax Mooseheads went on to win the Memorial Cup

(other notable players on the team included Nathan Mackinnon, Mackenzie Weegar, and Martin Frk)

And here’s Travis Green & Ziggy Palffy:

oh man @zambonding that article is such a gem this is the kind of sports journalism we need

btw can i also add that straight out of a romcom/bollywood movie moment where two hockey player’s laces get tangled up mid-game

While we do love men’s ice hockey, let’s give it up for the ladies with actual, adorable rivalry romances.

the nhl could never get on the level of women’s hockey. could hockey men do THIS:

(and now they have another daughter together LOOK AT THIS BLISS)

also if we thirstin’ about sidney crosby on this giant post, i have also got to point out the Power carly jackson holds…

in honor of the nhl’s “whole lot of fucking” november, here’s more tenderhorniness

and this extremely wholesome fight turned prom dance:

best bit of tge is maia's dav being forced to realize that their emperor is Just A Little Guy. like, behold his panic response of Giggling. witness him sitting on the floor with some nerds. observe him getting flustered by pretty ladies and just generally being the Most 18. the anxiety, the obsequiousness mixed with the moments of (DESERVED) snappishness, the periodic Whining. it's rly just exquisite stuff.

reply i cant leave in the notes bc you're So right @duckbunny. oh, the contrary horseshit that lives w/in him...

(cover art done by @thefruitloop-chan)

A life well lived can make the next hurt worse.

Reincarnation can be cruel.

(additional notes under the cut)

the whole courier fleet idea from the goblin emperor is simply so good, like YEAH it's a job for people that would have otherwise been prostitutes and instead only SOME of them are prostitutes but ALL of them are sneaky conniving little runners who know everything about everyone and read your mail

The goblin emperor au where everything is the same except csevet has microsoft excel

You leave and you leave again I'm stronger than all my men Except for you

love the stark differences in maia's encounters with his suitors like osmin duchenin in her best efforts to put him at ease rolls up to him like so this one time a serving boy brought us caviar instead of fois gras LMAO ooh check out osmer chris's versace slides isn't that so fetch ahaha you're SO funny. meanwhile csethiro-knight-in-shining-armor-ceredin marches up to him like HEY dingus the soprano is playing you just thought you should know

So I made some Goblin Emperor memes…

[ID: a series of pictures. The first is of a man, labelled “Maia”, holding hands with an annoyed woman, labelled “The entire Untheileneise Court”; he is looking away from her to eye up another woman, labelled “Being nice to servants”. 

The second is of a man in an office, labelled “Csevet”, with a caption that reads “If you could not bother the emperor with every tiny thing that would be great”

The third is of a cartoon man labelled “Maia” with his hand outstretched towards a butterfly, which is labelled “Anyone who is remotely pleasant to him”. Along the base of the picture, it says “Is this a friend forever?”

The fourth is of Boromir from The Lord of the Rings, captioned as saying “The Emperor does not simply dress himself”.

The fifth is a sequence of two images; in the first, a man labelled as “Setheris” has just shot a man labelled “his own relationship with Maia”, and in the second the man labelled as “Setheris” is now looking at the camera and the caption says “Why would the Emperor do this to me”

The sixth is an image of Rosa from Brooklyn 99, holding a puppy. Rosa is labelled as “Cala, Beshelar, Csevet”, and the words underneath her say “I’ve only known Maia for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.”

The seventh and final image is of Regina George from Mean Girls, captioned “Edrehasivar stop trying to make the bridge happen. It’s not going to happen.” End ID]

chickens in love

chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

As a fellow union man i can relate - you do not let your employer know you can do anything you don't want to become your job

The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

you're falling in the trap!! it will be read by many people, many times, and it will live on in their memories. and maybe no single other human will match you in time spent dedicated to your story, but as a collective we will outlast you. acts of creation only grow when they are shared

😂😂😂😂 @teabeearts

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Oh so she can open drawers now