Mothman!

RPG’s be like

I’m offended

I CANT EAT BECAUSE IM LAUGHING TOO HARD

@mastersamson88

Is this the same show with the guy who licks his own poisoned blade & just immediately dies?

Yeah. It’s called Yūsha Yoshihiko, or The Hero Yoshihiko.

Thanks & reblogging answer so others can also look it up.

Every morning we hop a little fence. Esper gets all jazzed about it, like we are doing something bad, so she shoots me this look like “OHHH MAN, we gonna get in soooo much trouble.” 

the Gentle Alien is excited for Crimes

Source

Video of Tama

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The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

Law

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

this advertising is so effective that it made me want to go buy a brand that’s been defunct for 40-something years

me: ok franz liszt, how many hands does a human have?

liszt: three ?

me: no. a human has two hands. repeat after me. humans have two hands.

liszt: …

liszt: three hands?

Rachmaninoff: Four?

Me: No! Two!

Rachmaninoff: F-Four?

Rachmaninoff:

does this imply that liszt and rachmaninoff were:

1. not aware that they only had two hands

2. aliens, therefore they had three and four hands respectively

3. just plain mean

Yes

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

Gotta make sure they work

channel your inner crab

*doing a tarot card reading* uh oh… this guy has a sword… better watch out for that…

🐯 🐯 🐯

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

Okay but if I was just chillin and a fucking SCREAMING rat just popped up OUT OF NO WHERE I’D BE FREAKING OUT TOO

Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.

Defense attorney co sign.

You make your attorneys job harder when you speak to the cops.

Water springs out of the Mulberry tree at Dinoša, Montenegro. For the last two decades, during the spring floods, the water has been running out of this old mulberry tree in a village of Dinoša in Montenegro.

I saw the twitter alert on my phone about “John Boyega tweeted “homies for life” for valentines day” and I said to myself “please let it be a picture of his cat please god give me this” AND IT WAS

My soul is replenished

A group of dragons get together to play Offices & Managers.

Is this where The Office came from?

dragon: i put dweight’s stapler in jello

dm: roll for sleight of hand