beautiful british women named Battery Low are trying to contact me through my noise cancelling headphones

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

bbc sherlock wants what i have

anerican choese

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high fashion juggalo makeup

"you attract what you fear"

AHHHHHH A RICH BENEFACTOR WHO WILL FUND ALL MY WEIRD CREATIVE ENDEAVOURS NOOOOOO STAY AWAYYYY

not gonna say it again

this was ghost written by a disgruntled vampire

cannot find a way to capture on camera exactly how much my bandaid judt scared me taking a sip of water

Wanted to see if I could accurately draw a Garfield yesterday, and then just kinda kept going. Enjoy my garf crimes.

This post has escaped containment within the fandom and I keep seeing tags like "lol WTF looks like a Sonic character", and it's extremely funny for me

does anyone understand my curse

Can't believe the New Yorker is making cartoons about color theory.

HOW DAIRE.

Recently, while staring far too long at a potato chip, it occurred to me that the ridges could possibly be used to create a lenticular effect. So I got out some chip dip (and the smallest paint brush I have) to test it out. I started with a simple 2-frame illustration of a football and a basketball, then I painted a little sour cream and onion dip bird. 🥔🕊️ - via my new @brockdavisart instagram

throwing a grenade and then immediately throwing myself on top of it to save everyone

i completely miss the grenade and everyone in the room dies including me

Democrat political strategy

i have to PRETEND i have to DAYDREAM or i will KILL MYSELF

i feel like we should be taking advantage of this website in more useful ways like it shouldnt be jarring to anyone when i post my grocery list we literally have a bulleted list function

when they said tumblr could be the next pdf i understood

Knife Mirror with Blood Carpet by Drought

I don't know whose room this is but I'm obsessed with how they live