Art by Matsuo Hiromi

Bothering the beast

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

THEYRE JUST? THERE…. IN THE SNOW

I know it‘s supposed to be scary that there is apex predators just potentially sleeping under the surface of the snow like some kind of greek mythology monster but it just makes me laugh bc them living in holes just means polar bears just have little houses and look out of their little windows like:

“how would you feel if someone blocked you just because they found you annoying?” then i wouldn’t have to interact with someone who thinks i’m annoying? i don’t see a problem

Genuinely, if you got beef with someone on Tumblr and you decide to write a Google doc about it, you need to go outside more. Go make some real friends or something and chill. "go touch grass" posts are stupid but genuinely go touch grass, parks are lovely.

I cant do this anymore

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LONG LIVE TATER TOT 😩💖💖💖💖

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