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Zoey Deutch as Oona O'Neill in Rebel in the Rye (2017)

♥ MR. AND MRS. SMITH SENTENCE STARTERS ↳ feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

• ❛ I never told you, but I was married once before. ❜
• ❛ It was just a drunken Vegas thing. ❜
• ❛ What’s her name and social security number? ❜
• ❛ No, you’re not gonna kill her. ❜
• ❛ If you don’t like them we can take them back. ❜
• ❛ Happy endings are just stories that haven’t finished yet. ❜
• ❛ The new curtains are hideous. ❜
• ❛ Your aim’s as bad as your cooking sweetheart… and that’s saying something! ❜
• ❛ Wait, why do I get the girl gun? ❜
• ❛ You gotta take this bitch out! ❜
• ❛ Don’t tell me how to handle my wife. ❜
• ❛ It was just my cover, sweetheart. ❜
• ❛ My parents died when I was five. I’m an orphan. ❜
• ❛ That’s the second time you’ve tried to kill me today. ❜
• ❛ Oh, come on, it was just a little bomb. ❜
• ❛ Ask us the sex question. ❜
• ❛ Still alive, baby? ❜
• ❛ You obviously want me dead, and I’m less and less concerned for your well-being. ❜
• ❛ Hey baby. I didn’t hear you downstairs. ❜
• ❛ These fuckers get younger every year. ❜
• ❛ I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding. ❜
• ❛ I guess that’s what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning. ❜
• ❛ Chicken shit! ❜
• ❛ Pussy! ❜
• ❛ Come to Daddy. ❜
• ❛ Who’s your Daddy now? ❜
• ❛ Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch. ❜
• ❛ Come on, let’s talk about this! You don’t want to go to bed angry! ❜
• ❛ I thought I told you not to bother me at the office, honey. ❜
• ❛ You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It’s the first thing you learn! ❜
• ❛ Oh, I must have missed that day. Just like you missed the one about not marrying the enemy. ❜
• ❛ Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. ❜
• ❛ Option B: You don’t talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. ❜
• ❛ Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is… you die. ❜
• ❛ You saying you had your ass handed to you by some girl? ❜
• ❛ There’s this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything that we don’t say to each other. What’s that called?  ❜
• ❛ I have a theory, newly developed. ❜
• ❛ I think you killed us. ❜
• ❛ Why do you care? I was just a cover. ❜
• ❛ It’s called evasive driving, sweetheart! ❜
• ❛ I never went to MIT. Notre Dame. Art history major. ❜
• ❛ Maybe it’s not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage — sends a mixed message. ❜
• ❛ Baby, you couldn’t find the button with both hands and a map. ❜
• ❛ you really expect me to roll over and play dead? ❜
• ❛ Well, you should be used to it after five years of marriage. ❜
• ❛ We should so not be allowed to buy these. ❜
• ❛ Tempting but I don’t get out of bed for less than half a million dollars. ❜
• ❛ We’re going to have to re-do every conversation we’ve ever had. ❜
• ❛ Have you been selling big guns to bad people? ❜