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PRION DISEASE

@precambrianhottopic / precambrianhottopic.tumblr.com

im owen fisherwolves im a faggot and a pointless animal | you should play pentiment | he/it | pfp by @ink-the-artist
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OWEN'S NEXT TOP BEASTIE

friends. romans. mutuals. the time has come for a new favorite animal. the giant isopod's time draws to a close and it's time for a new champion. because i am both incredibly bored and incredibly autistic, there is only one was to do this.

BEHOLD

THE BRACKET!

i have a strange obsession with running tournaments and im making it everyone else's problem! 64 animals, divided up into birds, fish, mammals, and everything else that i didnt have enough of to get a whole side of the bracket to itself (there is also an extinct wild card that will be decided shortly before the miscellaneous bracket). all of these creatures are ones that i personally enjoy, and they're seeded based on personal preference, so i have no idea what the results are going to end up looking like.

why am i doing this instead of just picking the one i like best or, better yet, not doing this at all? because it's fun. dipshit.

if there's a certain animal you feel deserves the world that you want to send in propaganda for, here is a form for that!

with the exception of the wild card poll, which will run for a day, each round will be open for a week. after the polls close, tournament standings will be updated and the next round will begin. higher resolution brackets under the cut:

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thyrell

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus

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lumeninfusco

I can tell this is fake because "techno mechanicus" doesn't start with X

OH SON OF A BITCH

I haven't been reblogging this post because I genuinely assumed you guys were Goncharoving a nepo baby

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It isn't shameful to be a trans woman and dudes aren't going to explode being compared to them. Egg jokes are not a big deal and a trans woman saying some shit like "hey, I used to do that before I realized I was trans" is not a big deal, infact most trans women wish someone had helped them realize sooner. If it turns out the person is just a cis dude, big deal! Being upset that your actions can be seen as a thing trans women do is suspect as hell! Being a trans woman is not a bad thing to be!

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if i wanted to forcefem the yellow m and m it wouldnt even be that hard i don t tbink

If you forcefem that little man then I'll tell you right now that peanut isn't gonna be the only nut in her after im done

you are the second person on this post to confess to wanting to have sex with a forcibly feminized m and m

What the fuck is wrong with you people? There are three female m&ms at this point. When will your hyper-feminist agenda be satisfied? What if I decided I was going to forcemasc the green m&m? Then you would all cry misogyny. Do not try to deny it.

Let's make a deal. For every m&m you hypothetically forcefem, I will hypothetically turn one male, starting with the green one as green is my favorite color and because I believe HE would make the most fuckable femboy with his heels on.

i want very badly to respond to this addition but unfortunately your dni prevents me from doing so

"What the fuck is wrong with you people" asks the most unhinged person on this post.

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fatsexybitch

Hold on can someone get this to 10k notes, I have a bit I want to do.

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The owner gave me permission to share photos... but look! Look at this little French Bulldog!

A nose! Minimal facial wrinkles! Breathes quietly! *delighted gasp*

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