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Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink

I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again

“Omg I made this prom dress for only $10!”

- already owns $200 sewing machine, $100 dress form, full supply of thread/haberdashery

“You can recreate your favorite fast food menu items at home for less money and more flavor,” says the person with $3k in Le Creuset cookware, six professional kitchen appliances, living in the heart of a large city with ample grocery selection, sponsored by Hello Fresh and Skillshare.

"You can cook this full course meal for less than five dollars!" says the person who acts like you can buy $0.001 worth of salt, $0.05 worth of flour, and $1.27 worth of pork.

I'm sorry @chigrima but this just passed peer review:

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - Xbox 360, 2006

this post broke me out

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

sad painting I made about depression 🔆

No you didn’t you lying sack of shit, this is AI generated. You’re not an artist, and you never will be. You’re a fucking thief

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

Did you intentionally make him Cajun before that screencap or was that baked into the prompt already. I ask only because the eyes as green as the bayou got me good

he's naturally australian so i gave him an upgrade

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

denis villeneuve just announced that they're changing the design of the dune logo for the second movie. here's the rough draft