happy ides of march eve remember to completely disregard any weird happenings or foreboding omens and look forward to tomorrows beautiful day

Rome has got a tyrant who we need dead now

CALL MJ BRUTUS, 877-STAB-NOW

the reason going viral on tumblr sucks is because instead of money you get death threats over statements you've never made in your entire life

me: I like pizza

my notes: most employees at pizza restaurants make minimum wage so this is problematic. if you cook your own pizza you're an elitist because having a kitchen makes you one of the bourgeoisie. stop appropriating italian culture. op why are you supporting a classically white food? I guess you want every other type of restaurant to go out of business. pizza is masculine and so it's evil. you're promoting obesity by mentioning food. kill yourself btw

my bank account: you have 31 dollar

only valid suggestion

if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car

he said it would "scare the kids"

children love my skeleton

woman rolled her window down at the stoplight today to tell me how much her kids were LOVING the skeleton

children love me, tumblr users want me carnally. for my skeleton.

this man living in 4019

once again proving you can literally do anything with audacity

annamo bbene (parte 872)

non ho assolutamente installato InDesign, creato un nuovo file in Id, cominciato a provare a fare delle robe per ricreare un file da Figma in Id, mandato mentalmente mille mila insulti ad Adobe perché quello che vedevo sulla mia interfaccia non era quello mostrato nei tutorial online...

... per rendermi conto che era InDesign, non Illustrator.

che era quello che volevo fin dall'inizio.

no ma la sto gestendo molto bene la mia ADHD!

jokes on me: ho bisogno di entrambi ç_ç

(uno impagina meglio, l'altro mi ricalca forme - malfatte sull'altro software - quasi da solo).

Doctor Who 2.05 "Rise of The Cybermen"

Wunk is NOT trapped

he is encased in glass for your viewing pleasure

KITTERS

NO

YOU

Fun fact: after seeing this, I actively went looking for the post

for anybody who wants the link

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

current aesthetic: the history professor

current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

current aesthetic: the principal who really wants to get in on this sexyfest, but also doesn’t want this whole thing to blow up in his face.

aesthetic: the librarian who nearly exposes the whole affair before joining in.

aesthetic: The bookish guidance counselor who thinks you all need Jesus. 

Aesthetic: the law student in his dorm across campus who can hear everything.

aesthetic: human burrito college student that wants as far away from these people as possible

There is something deliciously funny about AI getting replaced by AI.

tl;dr: China yeeted a cheaper, faster, less environmental impact making, open source LLM model onto the market and US AI companies lost nearly 600 billions in value since yesterday.

Silicone Valley is having a meltdown.

And ChatGTP just lost its job to AI~.

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker

Cuntula

where.

can

I.

see.

IT?!

i love seeing posts made by arachnophobes that are like this bc it's just. there are literally 0 downsides to this situation. i get to live in my dream house AND have a big fluffy beast as a pet. this is fucking awesome.

In this economy? I'm teaching it to hunt vermin. Ultimate ally

I don't mind it being a spider but it eating my food and leaving the fucking doors open might be a dealbreaker.

does it get along with cats?

Piracy can’t be stealing if paying for it isn’t owning.

Ink: Waterman Inspired Blue

BLOODY SUNDAY - January 30th 1972

The names of the British Soldiers involved in Bloody Sunday and Ballymurphy massacre....

Soldier E - Corporal Terry Hood

Soldier F - Lance Corporal David James Cleary

Soldier G - Private Alan Cook

Soldier H - Private K. Gallop

Soldier L - Private Lee

Soldier N - Lieutenant John S. MacPhie

Soldier O - Sergeant Adrew Robb Welsh

Soldier Q - Private Blakely

Soldier T - Private Ian McKay

Brits E, F, G and H were responsible for 10 murders on Bloody Sunday alone.