Steven universe au

#just think   #when this gifset first passed my dash   #however long ago that was   #I didn’t even recognize the name Elon Musk   #what I wouldn’t give to return to that innocence

glad google ai is on top of this

Renfield.

This assumes a single fly weighs 8g, which is the weight of a 1-2 week old mouse (!). If you are unfamiliar with metrics: 100g is a bit less a quarter of a pound.

Btw, Wikipedia says a single house fly weighs in the range of 0.2 grams, so Google has discovered a world where flies are about 40x bigger

I was going to tell you that horseflies still absolutely do not weigh 8 grams

but I found a funnier answer

My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”

If I paid $6,000 human dollars to stay in a Star Wars themed hotel with no windows and you stuck my ass behind a pole I wouldn't stop at a four hour takedown of your hotel. I'd start biting hands

Jenny Nicholson and Kevin Defunctland Purjerer are truly the Statler and Waldorf of the absolute muppet show that is Disneyland's management. Just there, pointing out every clearly avoidable and greed motivated flaw in every design choice Disney makes to their parks. For free.

Me and my girlfriend are watching Jenny Nicholson's video on the Galactic Starcruiser and I had an amazing idea that I'm so mad I didn't say it when it was still up and running: "Someone should have brought film equipment into the hotel, went into the private bedroom and filmed Star Wars themed porn. The sets already built to Disney standards. It would be the most authentic-looking Star Wars porn ever made.” YOU COULD WRITE IT OFF ON YOUR TAXES AS A JOB EXPENSE.

When she gets into Disney adults mocking, insulting, and attempting to gaslight people for complaining about their bad experience with an overhyped and underbaked 6000 dollar (at minimum) star wars larp experience is like. Genuinely sickening.

I hate waiting for things to stop being popular so i can enjoy them

Can I interest you in not one or two... But THREE things that are no longer popular as they used to for you to enjoy?

Yes tell me the things !!

1. Supernatural

2. Doctor Who

3. Sherlock (BBC)

I despise you and you won't survive when I am in charge in 14 and a half years

what word? Yugoslavia??

watching a tiktok and someone just described the black/blue gold/yellow dress meme as “one of the first things to ever go viral”

ok the irony and misinformation in the tags is making me insane. leprosy? caused by bacteria! and not actually that contagious! tuberculosis? bacterial! bubonic plague? also bacterial!! if you want an early viral infection smallpox is right there! polio! hell, even influenza! bacteria ≠ viruses!

I really do think some people conceptualize egg jokes as like, something that transfems employ as a form of psychological warfare to indoctrinate their friend group with zero reflection on how we as a class have so little cultural cachet that attempting anything even close to that is basically social suicide

yeah I've literally seen people on this website refer to egg jokes as "cult behavior"

look man i’m not gonna act like there’s no difference at all, but can we unpack why saying “i think this stranger might be a trans girl and doesn’t realise it yet” is somehow considered the most horribly abusive disgusting behaviour possible? like why. why is it not ok to say people you don’t know might be a trans girl? what’s wrong with being a trans girl? why is that so off limits? this website spends a decent amount of time speculating on whether or not celebrities are gay, what’s so different about suggesting somebody might be an egg? why is it ok to make memes about Misha Collins being bisexual, but it’s considered a mortal sin for a trans girl to say “kinda eggy” about a celebrity? the answer might surprise you: it’s transmisogyny.

My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in English

It goes something like this

Q: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?

A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans are missing two towers (rooks).

To whoever unfollowed me for this: I didn’t even come up with the joke myself, you should unfollow my dad instead.

As a part of the Chess Fandom™️ and also from a colonized country, this was the first image I saw the day the Queen died on my whatsapp chess club group:

So yeah, that’s how the news broke to me.

an incredible update to this post

Lisa's in a box!