Why am I on this website?

Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶

Wake up folks new absolute Legend on TikTok

Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle

Person leaves reddit. Immediately loose virginity. More at 6.

So I finally saw a Cybertruck in person, today. It was kinda astonishing, honestly. I was walking through the parking lot, and there, right in front of the store, was this massive, hideous thing. It looked like it was from a N64 game. Banjo and Kazooie were fixing to rev up the engine and vehicular manslaughter Gruntilda with it, or at least they would if they weren't immediately turned into paste by the impact. The Tesla Cybertruck really is just a deeply unattractive machine. It both looks and is, mechanically, stupid. Of course the guy who owned it only came in to hassle us for allocated bourbon. Walked up and the first word out of his mouth was "Blanton's." Fucking typical. Hope he enjoys his $122k death trap and his $90 gasoline.

He loves club life

Kitty practising self control

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Liquid dog

He’s so cool

Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

It’s somehow more jarring to see Elton in black than Johnny in pink.

My favorite part is how Johhny can't stop swooshing the cape and playing with it, that's adorable XDDD

The bestest friends

Shout out to all the spare humans