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Fate is Unkind...

@jeritza-von-hrym / jeritza-von-hrym.tumblr.com

Ne/Nem/Nir || He/Him/His Don’t call me male or male-aligned. The binary is always false even when that’s inconvenient Search be broken so good luck with that. 🇵🇸
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hmslusitania

Shawn and Gus are drift compatible but under no circumstances should they ever be allowed to pilot a jaeger

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zwoelffarben

Shawn: Shawn Spencer, Psychic Ranger, and this is my copilot, Jaeger McFlavour.

Jaeger McFlavour: The british spelling.

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scientia-rex

“Shawn, you can’t bring the pineapple into the Jaeger.”

“Gus, are you jealous of the pineapple?”

“No. I hate it when the sticky pulp gets everywhere after you forget about it and it gets exploded.”

"This is a company robot, Shawn!"

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JERITZA VON HYRN from FIRE EMBLEM: THREE HOUSES

JUSTIFICATION:

"has a deadname, traditionally feminine chosen name, immaculate hair care, killed a guy because of his misogyny, and he only has supports with women or the male version of the mc, who has supports with everyone" - Anonymous

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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

Guards, dissect this man

No it's too clinical I need something that emphasizes the feral desire to devour

Guards, sous vide this man

Guards, prepare this man for dinner

Guards, rend this man asunder

Guards, hand this man's heart to me on a platter so that I may devour him

Guards, resurrect him I didn't like that last phrasing

Guards, grate his soul and sprinkle it over my dinner

MY LIEGE, MAKE UP YOUR MIND

Oh then why don't you come up with something then if you're so SMART

I'm gonna eat his ass.

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Community Label: Mature: Sexual Themes
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rentonotnerd

not sure if tumblr will allow this but in case it does: happy birthday marquis vestra, have a nice juicy royal cake ❤️

Community Label: Mature

Sexual themes

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Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

people are so hard on him but the poor man lives with an influencer who shoots two vlogs a day

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Though the fact that people don't bother reading past headlines really explains that whole thing Tumblr used to do where they'd get mad that a headline didn't say a non-famous person's name. That thing where there'd be a story like "local boy, age 10, wins inventing contest" and the replies would overwhelmingly be "UM...WHY NOT SAY HIS NAME??? WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO HIDE..."

People joked at the time "do they not know there's more of a story if you click it" and like. Apparently, yes!

Also, it's standard journalistic practice to only include a name in a headline if the person is well-known enough that the name would be instantly recognizable.

Exactly. People tried to explain at the time that "local inventor" is more useful information at a glance than the name of somebody nobody knows and they just...didn't get it? It was weird

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There's a hardline difference between "you are not immune to propoganda" and "you are a gullible dumbass and your politics have no actual principles" and a lot of supposed instances of the former are in fact the latter.

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