Holidays!!!!

Ok guys think about this: holidays. What if we humans are the only ones who celebrate them? Or just the reactions aliens would have to what we celebrate and the reasons!

Christmas

Commander Sekr - So youre telling me that you cant work earth day "december 25" because this guy who was supposedly the son of your god was born on this day?

Jessie- Yes commander its a religious holiday for us Christians.

Commander Sekr- Now what does the fat man in the red suit have to do with this "Jesus Christ"?

Or Easter!!

Jessie- Umm commander i need next sunday to myself?

Commander Sekr- Why this time?

Jessie- Remember Christmas? Well years later when Jesus grew into an adult thinvs happened and he was nailed to the cross for our sins and died for us.

Commander Sekr- What?! Humans nailed a supposed deity to a cross and killed him? Why did he ? Or was he really not who he said he was?

Jessie- its a religion thing he willingly died to atone cor humanitys sin but anyways three days later after he died he rose from the dead and easter is a celebration of that.

Commander Serk- he didnt stay dead!?

Jessie- no god resurrected him again religion thing.

Commander Serk- *sighs* alright human jessie but i have one question?

Jessie- sure!

Commander Serk- why is human Caleb dressing up like an earth mammal the rabbit?

Oh god and Halloween!!

Commander Serk- Human Jessie!! Why are you dressed as that ridiculous creature!?! Is this some human sacrifice ritual?

Bad humans?

Alright so to jump into the whole humans are space orcs thing: i have yet to see ANYTHING about bad humans. People with bad intentions, murderers, thieves etc. What if violence amoung other alien species is nonexistant because they don't see the point in killing your own kind. So youve got this crew whos following by the Human Handbook and annotating everytime their human does something new. And these poor guys are already terrified at some of the creative stuff we humans do to survive. Then this group of basically space pirates come along and they send their human to negotiate and save them (again) but these guys have their own humans who are just not having it because why wouldn't they jump on the bandwagon of having a human? They're SO useful for invading. But this crew is so use to their nice, happy, lovable human whos a bit crazy and quirky. But they LIKE her that way. Shes saved their asses dozens of times being that way. So when the equivlant of space pirates board and its a bunch of humans they all figure "Oh its ok theyre humans theyll see we have a human and leave us in peace." But then their human starts showing signs of aggression and they start attacking each other but shes WAY out numbered and her crew is just shell shocked because " why are you attacking? Thats another human!" And she just shouts at them to help her because these humans are trying to kill the whole crew and "ill be damned if these bastards kill me or my crew" and she's already taken out three of them but they're just as creative. When its finally all over and they survived one of the aliens had the guts to ask her why they wanted to kill her because isnt she human too? And she has to explain that there's bad humans or there who hurt and kill other humans because they can and they like to. And her crew is just SHOCKED and even more terrified because "Humans kill EACH OTHER?"

Kylie Scott, Lick (Stage Dive, #1)

You're BEAUTIFUL

Person I love - "I'm ugly" What I say - "No you're not." What I Mean - You are not ugly, I see you and I see the person I've opened myself up to, the person I share my fears and pains with. The person who held me as I cried and laughed so hard with me tears ran down both our faces. I see the person I handed my heart to, who I put my complete trust and faith in even when things seem at their worst. I see my best friend. I See someone who is stronger then they let on who I'm in complete Awe of everyday. I see someone who lights up when faced with their pains someone who's helped me discover new passions. I see someone who tries so hard to do the right thing someone who hasn't stopped trying. And that is FUCKING GORGEOUS no matter what you physically look like.