* deep down , i'm still a child ! playful eyes , wide and wild i can’t lose hope , what’s left of my heart’s still made of gold .
Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters
- “Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”
- “Can you explain memes to me?”
- “Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”
- “Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”
- “Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”
- “Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”
- “Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”
- “How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”
- “I am a happy little cheese monster.”
- “I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”
- “I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”
- “I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”
- “It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”
- “I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”
- “I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”
- “I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”
- “Mothman is bullshit.”
- “My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”
- “OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”
- “See you in class… bitch.”
- “Sharks are tight.”
- “So, you ever kill a man?”
- “Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”
- “That… that is a good butt.”
- “The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”
- “This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”
- “This is where I come to masturbate.”
- “Wait, I’m a wreck.”
- “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”
- “You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”
- “Your face… is… good.”
- “Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”
sometimes i’d settle for just ordinary. do you like witches ? what about girls that can take on an original vampire ? and win. how about a strong , independent black woman ? if you answered yes to any of these questions , then this blog is just for you ! say hello to the underappreciated witch™ of mystic falls , bonnie bennett , also known as , the baddest bennett of all time. so , if you’re interested in interacting , give this post a like or reblog ! adapted by mel.
Does anyone else get really caught up on the small details in their writing? Like you can be really good at writing situations and feelings and characters, but you get to a point when you’re writing something small like what they’re making for dinner and before you know it, you’re googling recipes with tomatoes because you think the scene won’t be convincing unless you know the cooking time and temp??
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* deep down , i'm still a child ! playful eyes , wide and wild i can’t lose hope , what’s left of my heart’s still made of gold .
* deep down , i'm still a child ! playful eyes , wide and wild i can’t lose hope , what’s left of my heart’s still made of gold .
i know it’s not munday but hi look at me playing with snapchat filters for days
SACRIFICE YOUR SOUL FOR SOMETHING SACRED , PRECIOUS , HOLY ;
take my hand - kiss , corrupt , control me . brutalize the best & brightest parts of me . lay waste to hope , reason , dreams & practicality . rid my heart of love , devotion , lust hazed sanctity . tarnish , taint , corrode me . manipulate & own me . fracture will & buckle wings lest i deign to fly . feed me bitterness . tell me lies . carve your name upon thine flesh to befall pomegranate lips - a peaceful prayer , before i die .
SURRENDER YOUR BODY IN THE PURSUIT OF GLORY / SUFFOCATE ME SLOWLY .
an independent & highly canon & original multi muse experience . composed by abigail . est : dec 2015 . ©
Nikita Gill (via meanwhilepoetry)
Dudes, the rasta man helped me
Mayb the rasta man will help me
Game of Thrones Starters (best of)
as requested by anon
- ❝That’s what I do: I drink and I know things.❞
- ❝This is not the day I die.❞
- ❝I wish I was the monster you think I am.❞
- ❝It doesn’t matter what we want, once we get it then we want something else.❞
- ❝If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.❞
- ❝The more people you love, the weaker you are.❞
- ❝I’M GONNA HAVE TO EAT EVERY FUCKING CHICKEN IN THIS ROOM.❞
- ❝He always comes back!❞
- ❝If you ever call me sister again, I’ll have you strangled in your sleep.❞
- ❝There is only one god, and his name is Death.❞
- ❝Can a man still be brave when he’s afraid?❞
- ❝The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands!❞
- ❝Nothing isn’t better or worse than anything. Nothing is just nothing.❞
- ❝Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.❞
- ❝Of all the ways I’d kill you, poison would be the last.❞
- ❝Oh no please, seduce away. It’s been so long.❞
- ❝Someday I’m gonna put a sword through your eye and out the back of your skull.❞
- ❝Your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth.❞
- ❝There’s no cure for being a cunt.❞
- ❝The things I do for love…❞
- ❝It’s not easy being drunk all the time. If it were easy, everyone would do it.❞
- ❝I learned how to die a long time ago.❞
- ❝We go forward. Only forward.❞
- ❝A lion doesn’t concern itself with the opinion of sheep.❞
- ❝Tears aren’t a woman’s only weapon. The best one is between your legs.❞
- ❝There are no men like me. There’s only me.❞