Sailor Moon | “Gesshoku Romantica"
This is Maggie's worm collection
She loves her worms more than any other toy. She plays with them loads and carries them around the house
At night the worms have to go in a box so that she doesn't wake me up playing with them. So every evening before bed I gather up the worms, put them in their box and have Maggie say goodnight to them.
Night night worms!
The worms are free!
Good morning worms!
Akumas notwithstanding, normally there were no life-or-death stakes to ping-pong. But that sort of rational thinking had gone out the window several drinks, one incarcerated-for-magical-terrorism-reasons father, and umpteen thousand failed confessions to the love of Adrien’s life ago. Maybe not quite in that order. And maybe none of those things were really an excuse for what slipped out of Adrien’s mouth as he raised his paddle back into position. “If I make this next point, my lady, you have to kiss me.”
Not apocalyptic levels of OhFuck unless you’ve sat through a Cat5, but shit’s been like this for a long time now. We just put up with it for far too fucking long:
Me: I need to go home. There’s a hurricane coming and my basement apartment is on the coast, so I’m worried about my cats. (To myself: And maybe needing to evacuate.)
Boss: Is your house and your cats more important than this job?
Me: YES.
Boss: …oh. Okay. Uh…see you tomorrow…
Different boss, several years later, a conversation that happened multiple times:
Me: Hey, it’s starting to really snow outside, I live on a steep hill, and I only have 2-wheel drive. If I don’t leave now, I can’t get home.
Boss: Is getting home more important than getting your job done tonight?
Me: Considering I value my life more than I value this paperwork being digitized? YES.
Boss: ….
Me: Bye. See you tomorrow.
Boss: Uh, yeah, okay.
Different atttempt:
Boss: Why don’t you just get a hotel after work?
Me: Do I get a raise so I can afford it?
Boss: No.
Me: Bye. See you tomorrow.
Boss: Is getting home
more important than getting
your job done tonight?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Haikubot aside we should normalize saying those things to bosses absolutely. It’s only going to get worse.
Sure sex is great but have you ever read a fanfic by an incredible author and then realized they have 30+ other fics in the tag?
Did you know that there were gonna be guest stars on your episode of Game Changer? Like did you know Sarah and Brennan would come in or was it a total surprise? Did it add pressure to the challenge or make it more fun?
I didn't! Well, I didn't know Grant, Lily, Carolyn and Brennan were gonna be there at all. But in between games Sam would ominously tell me that "someone I knew" was there. And I was just like "???". I was wracking my brain the whole time and the only person I could think of that they'd bring on was my brother or something (since he's also an influencer). It was a very pleasant surprise to see Sarah!
Since the dropout cast came out before our actual challenges it was more pressure because I wanted to make a good impression haha (i'd only ever hung out with Carolyn before)
at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her
Okay not only is this a bop but it single handedly raised my self confidence
"When life gives you lemons" FALSE LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS
I have big news about like 85% of our problems
Ah, probably the series which started the “Everything Needs a Deaf -“
Welcome back You… who was renamed by my audience to Sweetheart.
Two of my favorite things
THE CHOCOLATE MAN MADE A CHOCOLATE MAN
We're no strangers to that mike. You know the song and so do I ...
We know this mic better than any other mic.
I just want to sing to it with feeling.
things got a little heated in the gc today
International Differences that turn into screaming matches of misdirected fury is one of my favorite genres of humor
Can we talk about how raw of a quote “When I kill God, I’ll make a law in the universe that makes every being put carrots on their sandwiches. … And you? You will eat sandwiches every day.” is
Also OP
i'm sure people have sent you the answer 293 times already too but just in case, the water texture is a default photo filter on the tumblr photo editor!
WE HAVE A PHOTO EDITOR?
Woagh
Not one person knows how tumblr works.
WE DO INDEED!!! :D
This is so beautiful to me
WAIT! I can make it worse!!
I can make it more worser!
When I was in rehab I had a roommate who was this little old black lady and she was completely blind. And I saw that and was like “anybody gonna be this lady’s guide?” And didn’t wait for an answer. I actually got in trouble for “perpetuating lesbianism” BECAUSE I WOULD LEAD HER BY THE FUCKIN HAND. And that was “”too gay for the program”” so I had to make sure she held my elbow instead and like. What really pissed me off is that she was not given aid whatsoever for her disability. It was fucking me doing her paperwork. I was able to help her sign her own name but I had to fill out all of her intake stuff and ask all these invasive ass demographic questions like don’t you motherfuckers have a guy for that??? I’m here trying to fucking recover too, not interrogate this poor woman with questions about whether or not she’s ever been raped or abused or whatever
I remember one night early on, neither of us could sleep so we were just talking about anything and everything and she eventually asked “why’s a nice little white girl like you taking care of me like this?” (For context I was in detox with her, and you’re not the best version of yourself in detox by far, and we had both said some pretty rude things to each other) and I didn’t really know how to answer other than say “because… it’s the right thing to do?” And she got quiet and said softly “you’ll change when you’re older. The world is a cruel place for addicts” and I said “so why not take care of each other? Why not be the one source of compassion in a cruel world?” And she got quiet again and eventually gave a sad sigh and said “I pray the world doesn’t beat that kindness out of you… because it sure will try”
Majority of rehabs and mental health facilities in the United States are like this btw. Conservative Christian hellholes that shame you into being sober/neurotypical instead of like, yknow, fucking working with people to heal them. Lot of you don’t know that and it shows
I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship
Gamechanger
Here’s a cheatsheet of all the available hidden search functions. “-creators:[whatever]” is another exclusion that can be particularly useful.
rt, to make my life easier
Holy shit. Rt to save time