this was a mistake i'm dipping out again bye
not me logging in to see all of you active and back in the phandom again 😳
Me, after watching one (1) episode of queer eye: wow I'm gonna get my shit together, I'm gonna clean everything and Make An Effort and live better heck YEAH
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controversial opinions: [unintelligible] edition
hollande hopjes are the only good coffee-flavored candy but all other dutch snack food is garbage
@dutchlesbians sorry but i dont speak cheese german
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everyone joked about how phil would just post a 3 second video saying 'phil gay' and that would be it and frankly, it turns out he was going to
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whenever dan mentions being gay my heart grows ten sizes. I’ll never get tired of it
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corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hotdog…. hits different
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eurovision host: hello presenter!!
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presenter: HELLOOOOOOO
me going to sleep knowing the netherlands/duncan laurence won eurovision
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ALL I KNOWWW ALL I KNOOOOW
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WHY ARE THE COUNTRIES SO BAD AT VOTING
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a summary of 2019 eurovision:
- mirrors and bdsm
- graham norton forced at gunpoint to pretend he likes the uk’s song
- a lot of blonde women
- greece coming out full force for gay rights with BALLET SWORD WOMEN
- everyone is uncomfortable at slovenia’s performance
- san marino kidnapped pitbull and turned him into someone’s uncle
- lots of songs about love and tolerance. if only we could love and tolerate fewer ballads
- cyprus madonna is more interesting than actual madonna
- ballad bathroom breaks
- the juries having terrible taste
- everyone has to grudgingly admit australia’s song is actually really good
- awkward hosts
- iceland doing that
- a refreshing lack of white dresses
- more camp in a single performance than the entirety of the met gala
- italy serving a big mahmood with ‘it hurts to be alive’
- the gayest interval in eurovision history with conchita, verka… and madonna i guess