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manslaughter

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

why does the burger king app have quests

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if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

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veeranger

im actually double majoring in respecting women and minecraft

That’s just majoring in the same thing twice

Honestly this is the only good reply on this post and you’re so right

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fallcaesar

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

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tolkientrash

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

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iguanamouth

shes almost here

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

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