pee is stored in the balls

#pwease don’t bully my fingers are too fat for my phone #• last post

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@sp–aceattorney @ask-the-warden-tos You’re welcome

#this belongs here

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Rain.

There are small footsteps marking the damp earth, an equally small person holding a black umbrella to shield themselves from the rain. The person is all wrapped up in black, scarf covering a stern face, all in black.

One could assume that this mysterious figure has come out of a funeral with the amount of black clothes the figure is wearing, but rather, has come out of a rather unfortunate scenario - for them, at least.

Short but precise steps display this person’s determination, maybe even composition. They stop ahead, letting the rain pit-patter on their umbrella, as if viewing the town ahead of them.

“How quaint, it’s almost… lovely.” hums a feminine voice, muffled again the warm fabric of the scarf but still malicious sounding, eyes crinkling up as she smiles. Holding the handle of the umbrella tighter… she walks again, continuing the trail of footsteps.

#•promo•

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“..Why would you ever think of doing that, anon?”

#•old ass asks•#•mun draws on her phone:electric boogaloo!•#•ketchup knife is back Boys•

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#•ic post•#•my fat fingers can’t draw on me phone•#•whats goin ooon•

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firebuug

ask-theexecutioner

Dawn.

The executioner’s eyes flutter open – he feels as if he’s been hit by a bus. Where was he? What is this dull ache in his mind, in his heart?

Hadn’t he been listening to all those voices, ready to shoot anyone who came in the door?

…He’s in his bed. Princess is asleep on the pillow next to him. How long had he been asleep? He stands, his legs a bit wobbly – what had happened? He goes to the kitchen. There are no gifts from a vampiric friend. No coffee for the killer amnesiac, a friend lost. No lemon tea for a short lived lover.

But he’d kept it all! He always kept it all…

Unless…it had been a dream. But that was impossible, right? How could his mind have fashioned all those insane events into a dream? All those people…really exist. He’s sure he could walk outside, and see Adaline, or see Nathan, or Amelia, or Quinn, or any of the people he’d interacted with in his…dreams? If that’s what they were. Was he really friends with them? Perhaps they all hate him.

And perhaps dreams and reality had become entwined far too much.

Elwin pinches the bridge of his nose. He hates rude awakenings. Especially when he’s not entirely sure of their nature. Surely, some events really had taken place. He couldn’t have dreamt all of it up.

He unbuttons the top few buttons of his shirt, just to check –

Nothing. He hadn’t really ever died, then…?

He supposes that’s a relief.

The house is not alive with the sound of fourteen cats. He chuckles – yes, he remembers his three darlings. Fourteen was most definitely wistful thinking on his part.

Princess, Fudge, and Slippers. He retrieves their food from the pantry, pours it into their bowls, and fills the water dish as well.

Everything is in its place.

One part of the dream continues to haunt him, however. The reason for the ache?

The medium.

Her name is…Chae.

His next target?

To be truly effective, he’ll have to sort through the convoluted mess of memories left behind, and decide for himself what is real, and what is not. He’ll have to meet the new members of town, convince them of his innocence, of his trustworthiness.

It is time to be the “sheriff” once again.

Surely, that medium is a janitor.

The executioner smiles wryly to himself.

He’s back to himself, and it’s quite a relief.

[[The ask box is open.]]

#•HES BACK•

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carrie-violets

“…my services are officially available. Do stop by, I love visitors.”

[[A new Town of Salem ask blog, now open]]

#•promo•#•dammmn•#•im gay•

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ourna-kokichi

remember the rp where nathan fucking dies

#hooogh

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surfinandsavin-blog

A bodyguard has joined the town!

“Salem, huh? Tubular.”

An RV with a vivid array of surfboards strapped to the top rolled into town, driven by a man with stark-white highlights and a suntan that rivaled those seen in travel brochures.

This place certainly wasn’t Malibu or even Bondi in any sense, but it would have to suffice for the time being.

#promo

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~ Hello guys! I’m a new tos ask/rp blog and i’d appreciate it if you reblogged this promo! ~

some more info below~

Keep reading

#promo!#shes gorgeous #hmu with an rp sometime 😘#pwease #also follow this nerd unironically the mun is lit

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nathanfuckingdies.png, AKA a commission i did for @sp–aceattorney , love u

#this blog still dead but #art #this is a big fave

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i drew friends’ characters!! ((and mine))

Adaline-Invest @melodramatic-butterfly Elwin-Exe @admiralrosemalcontent Nathan-Jailor @sp–aceattorney Arsenio-Consig @me :3

yay ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

#ALRIGHT THIS BLOG IS DEAD BUT #HIOOOOOGH #GOOD SHIT #friend art #[ art ]

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feigenbaumsworld

The internet just changed: Net Neutrality is dead.

cms.fightforthefuture.org

The FCC sided with Comcast and decided to let ISPs censor the internet. The Internet needs to stop this from happening: http://cms.fightforthefuture.org/tellfcc/

Last Wednesday, FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler announced a proposal for new rules that would allow for a “ fast lane” of Internet traffic for content providers who are willing (and able) to pay a fee. [1] The proposal reverses the FCC’s previous commitment to net neutrality and open internet and allows ISP’s like Comcast or Verizon to slow down and censor services that don’t pay the toll.

We have to be totally honest, this situation is seriously grim. But there is still hope. The FCC already knows that the Internet community wants net neutrality, but they think they can put their spin on these new rules and sneak them through. If we can prove them wrong right now with a massive public outcry, we can literally save the Internet once again.

We need to stop the FCC now. Big business groups are already ramping up lobbying efforts with the FCC in swarms since Wednesday’s announcement in support of censoring the open Internet and to ensure this dangerous proposal moves forward. [2]

This is a critical moment. In the last few weeks more than 65,000 people have taken action with us. Can you help us get to 80,000 by the end of the day today?

[1] Gautham Nagesh. “FCC to Propose New ‘Net Neutrality’ Rules”. http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304518704579519963416350296

[2] Edward Wyatt. Edward Wyatt. “Lobbying Efforts Intensify After F.C.C. Tries 3rd Time on Net Neutrality” http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/25/business/lobbying-efforts-intensify-after-fcc-tries-3rd-time-on-net-neutrality.html?hpw&rref=politics

- Fight For The Future

we’re almost ¾ of the way there!! c’mon guys, every bit counts!

cthulhu

will it ever stop

nerdfaceangst

fucking signal boost

nerdfaceangst

IF YOU ARE NOT SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION.

IF THE U.S. FALLS TO THIS IT WILL OPEN OTHER DANGEROUS DOORS INTERNATIONALLY.

jestre

Start a civil war against the US government.

Signal boost for my us followers

gentlesoulfoxy

I try to keep the things I reblog as blog/mun-centric as possible, but this is something I just can’t let slide.

I’ve been following this cause since last year. I’ve signed petitions, I’ve called representatives, I’ve been to protests, the whole nine yards.

This right here? This is not a joke. This is seriously happening, guys.

Remember the Wikipedia shutdown? That was to protest this right here. If you haven’t taken action against this yet, frankly, what is wrong with you? If this doesn’t get stopped, we’re going to lose the thing that brings us all together unless we shell out huge sums of cash to these corrupt bastards.

Do not just sit there and keep browsing.

Do not scroll past this.

Fight.

Guys my blog goes away if this actually happens just letting y'all know

#this blog is dead but eyyy its important